She’s my missus not some fucking girlfriend I’m banging every Friday night.
Dyson Hairdryer. 400 euro. A bargain
She has a Dyson Hoover. The Battery one. She loved that.
Give her some quality time.
That’d work
Mulberry is the golden egg. I’ve found
What are you buying her?
ABC have a new Christmas song
A Christmas we deserve.
Hopefully some of you fuckers don’t actually get that
Get her a packet of batteries then
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Far more important to buy her something obviously expensive. That will go down a lot better than something cheap and thoughtful
Once they have spit out a few baby’s the expectation goes up massively on the present front
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Only option then is to leave another load in her
There you go. Don’t mention it.
She gets a blow-dry every Friday.
Nail/head
In fairness, HIV might be confused as to who’s spitting them out, so let’s give the guy a break
No wonder RTE is broke
That would be her preferred Christmas gift alright. I’d like to see evidence we can manage the two we have first before I agree though. They have me fucking mithered
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Packet of batteries then chief. Leave her work away herself
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They’re very handy. I do see herself going around with it. Wouldn’t be getting that sort of present for Christmas though.
V set for christmas…getting married that week.
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God help you
Haha I know…be grand once I get the speeches out of the way…