Wouldn’t it be great to be just idling around all week pursuing matters of humanist self-improvement?
8.00 Reveille
8.05 Matters of personal hygiene and what not
10.00 Coffee in Boylesports
10.05 Read the Racing Post in Boylesports
10.55 Acquisition of basic stationary items from Boylesports
11.00 Visit choice of art gallery (Leave bookies 20 mins earlier if walking out to IMMA)
13.00 Donate blood on D’Olier Street and enjoy complimentary carbonated drink, crisps and confectionaries
14.00 Return to Boylesports for afternoon racing
18.00 Consult college noticeboards for occasions of free evening entertainment, seminars, talks, silent discos etc.
20.00 Attend occasion of free entertainment
22.00 Return home and prepare for Tonight with Vincent Browne
00:30 Retire to private chambers with free book of poetry acquired during the day