1966 reasons why I don't want England to win the World Cup

  1. Neil Lennon
  1. Les Dennis
  1. The new Conservative-Liberal Democrat government
  2. George Osbourne
  3. An English Facebook friend of mine entitling a post-election piss up photo album of him and his Tory twat friends as “Tories on Tour”
  1. Lord Triesman
  1. Lord Triesman’s “friend”
  2. Gary Lineker’s resignation as a columnist from the Mail on Sunday over the Lord Triesman affair

Might be one or two repeats, I’ve eliminated the obvious two.

704 Sir Robert Walpole 1721-42 Whig
705 Spencer Compton, Earl of Wilmington 1742-3 Whig
706 Henry Pelham 1743-54 Whig
707 Thomas Pelham-Holles, Duke of Newcastle 1754-6 and 1757-62 Whig
708 William Cavendish, Duke of Devonshire 1756-7 Whig
709 John Stuart, Earl of Bute 1762-3 Tory
710 George Grenville 1763-5 Whig
711 Charles Wentworth, Marquess of Rockingham 1765-6 1782 Whig
712 The Earl of Chatham, William Pitt ‘The Elder’ 1766-8 Whig
713 Augustus Henry Fitzroy, Duke of Grafton 1768-70 Whig
714 Lord North 1770-82 Tory
715 William Petty, Earl of Shelburne 1782-3 Whig
716 William Bentinck, Duke of Portland 1783 and 1807-9 Whig
717 William Pitt ‘The Younger’ 1783-1801 and 1804-6 Tory
718 Henry Addington 1801-4 Tory
719 William Wyndam Grenville, Lord Grenville 1806-7 Whig
720 Spencer Perceval 1809-12 Tory
721 Robert Banks Jenkinson, Earl of Liverpool 1812-27 Tory
722 George Canning 1827 Tory
723 Frederick Robinson, Viscount Goderich 1827-8 Tory
724 Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington 1828-30 Tory
725 Earl Grey 1830-34 Whig
726 William Lamb, Viscount Melbourne 1834 and 1835-41 Whig
727 Sir Robert Peel 1834-5 and 1841-6 Tory
728 Earl Russell 1846-51 1865-6 Liberal
729 The Earl of Derby 1852, 1858-9 and 1866-8, Conservative
730 Earl of Aberdeen 1852-5 Tory
731 Viscount Palmerston 1855-8 and 1859-65 Liberal
732 Benjamin Disraeli 1868 and 1874-80 Conservative
733 William Ewart Gladstone 1868-74, 1880-85, 1886 and 1892-94 Liberal
734 Robert Gascoyne-Cecil, Marquess of Salisbury 1885-6, 1886-92 and 1895-1902 Conservative
735 The Earl of Rosebery 1894-5 Liberal
736 Arthur James Balfour 1902-5 Conservative
737 Henry Campbell-Bannerman 1905-8 Liberal
738 Herbert Henry Asquith 1908-16 Liberal
739 David Lloyd George 1916-22 Liberal
740 Andrew Bonar Law 1922-3 Conservative
741 Stanley Baldwin 1923, 1924-9, 1935-7 Conservative
742 James Ramsay MacDonald 1924 and 1929-35 Labour
743 Arthur Neville Chamberlain 1937-40 Conservative
744 Clement Richard Attlee 1945-51 Labour
745 Anthony Eden 1955-7 Conservative
746 Harold Macmillan 1957-63 Conservative
747 Sir Alec Douglas-Home 1963-4 Conservative
748 Harold Wilson 1964-70 and 1974-6 Labour
749 Edward Heath 1970-4 Conservative
750 James Callaghan 1976-9 Labour
751 John Major 1990-97 Conservative

hmm, this thread needs some moderating, alot of repetition.

Too much repeating of things. Perhaps we should have a moderator for the thread.

Is anyone qualified on here to fulfil such a role though?

  1. Middlesbrough
  1. The Red Knights

I don’t think we have any Presbyterians here.

  1. The BBC
  2. ITV
  3. Sky Sports
  4. Rule Brittania
  5. Her Majesty, The Queen.
  6. Prince Charles
  7. Prince William
  8. Prince Harry
  9. Princess Anne
  10. Prince Philip
  11. The BNP
  12. The Tory Party
  13. New Labour
  14. Eurosceptics
  15. Cockneys
  16. Football’s Coming Home
  17. The Lightning Seeds
  18. The Lighthouse Family
  19. Paul Gascoigne
  20. The Fog on the Tyne
  21. Sir Clive Woodward
  22. Jimmy Hill
  23. Jimmy Hill’s Sunday Supplement
  24. The Commonwealth Games
  25. The 6 Counties
  26. Jealousy
  27. The EPL
  28. The British Empire
  29. Oliver Cromwell
  30. Bloody Sunday
  31. Dublin and Monaghan bombings
  32. John Terry
  33. Fiddling MP expenses
  34. Paula Radcliffe
  35. Seb Coe
  36. London 2012
  37. The Millennium Dome
  38. The London Eye
  39. Henman Hill
  40. SW17
  41. Albert Square
  42. Coronation Street
  43. Sellafield
  44. Rockall
  45. Not learning how to say “McGrath” or “Moran” or “Kinsella” properly
  46. The War on Iraq
  47. The War on Terror
  48. Xenophobia (their xenophobia, not my distaste for all things English)
  49. Mock Tudor houses
  50. Stonehenge – give me Newgrange any day
  51. The Daily Telegraph
  52. The Daily Mail
  53. Tony Martin
  54. Ellen MacArthur
  55. Blackpool Tower
  56. Knighthoods
  57. Strongbow
  58. Sir Charles Edward Trevelyan
  59. The Corn Laws
  60. Princess Diana
  61. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
  62. Allo Allo
  63. The Proms
  64. The Boat Race
  65. Arrogance
  66. Polo
  67. Gibraltar
  68. The Sun
  69. The Mirror
  70. West Midlands Police
  71. The Full Monty
  72. Geoff Hoon
  73. Gina G
  74. Gary Lineker
  75. Jamie Oliver
  76. Jack Russell
  77. Chelsea
  78. Ken Bates
  79. Big Brother
  80. Pop Idol
  81. Men and Motors
  82. Nuts
  83. Mary Poppins
  84. Stag parties
  85. David Cameron
  86. Peter Stringfellow
  87. Toad in the hole
  88. Sven
  89. The FA
  90. Ray Wilkins
  91. Terry Butcher
  92. David Platt
  93. Chris Boardman
  94. Chris Boardman’s bike
  95. The Isle of Wight
  96. Little Britain
  97. Essex
  98. Enid Blyton
  99. Kingstown
  100. Queenstown
  101. King’s County
  102. Queen’s County
  103. Kingsbridge Station
  104. B & Q
  105. Halfords
  106. Camilla
  107. William Pitt
  108. The FA Cup
  109. The Famine
  110. Creamfields
  111. Coldplay
  112. Keane (the band)
  113. Nick Faldo
  114. Elton John
  115. Winston Churchill
  116. Cliff Richards
  117. Cliff Richards’ Celebrity Tennis
  118. Jimmy Five Bellies
  119. Michael Carroll – King of Chavs
  120. Chavs
  121. ASBOs
  122. Morris dancing
  123. Richard and Judy
  124. Punch and Judy
  125. Three Lions
  126. English Rose
  127. Jane Austen
  128. Austin Healey
  129. The Normans
  130. Frank Lampard
  131. Woolworths
  132. Hugh Grant
  133. Recent episodes of A Question of Sport
  134. Simon Cowell
  135. The City
  136. Getting cheap immigrant labour to pick c0ckles
  137. Swing Low Sweet Chariot
  138. Land of Hope and Gloy
  139. Dambusters
  140. God Save the Queen
  141. Cup Final Hymns
  142. Songs of Praise
  143. Through the Keyhole (a decent concept for a gameshow but the “celebrity” in question was never famous)
  144. Magners instead of Bulmers
  145. Mr Blobby
  146. Emile Heskey
  147. All Bar One
  148. Stansted Airport
  149. Shooting my great grandfather
  150. Locking my great grandfather up for a year
  151. Danny Dyer
  152. English Bulmers cider
  153. Murder of George Clancy
  154. Murder of Michael O’Callaghan
  155. The interception of The Aud
  156. Ashley Cole
  157. Harry Redknapp
  158. Jamie Redknapp
  159. The Belgrano
  160. The East India Company
  161. Margaret Thatcher
  162. Diego Garcia
  163. The Suez Canal Invasion
  164. Jeremy Clarkson
  165. Richard Hammond
  166. James May
  167. Richard Littlejohn
  168. Michael Portillo
  169. Robert Kilroy-Silk
  170. Sam Matterface
  171. Martin Johnson
  172. Ricki Flutey
  173. ArtFoley
  174. Lee Evans
  175. Jade Goody
  176. That little prick Philip Schofield
  177. Fergie(the ugly redhead)
  178. Vinnie Jones the cunt
  179. Noddy Holder
  180. Hugh Grant
  181. Aldershot
  182. Tim Lovejoy
  183. The Queen Mum
  184. David Nicholson
  185. Danny Mills
  186. Mark Lawrenson
  187. Kelvin McKenzie
  188. “Gotcha”
  189. Noel Edmonds
  190. The proliferation of British chain stores in Ireland
  191. Graham Roberts
  192. The Met
  193. Jim Davidson
  194. Soccer AM
  195. Celebrity culture
  196. The “and finally” segment on News at Ten
  197. Sky Sports immediately apologising any time anybody says “shit”
  198. Alastair Campbell
  199. The Hutton Inquiry
  200. The privatisation of British Rail
  201. Flash City cunts
  202. “Men Behaving Badly”
  203. The Widgery inquiry
  204. Bomber Harris
  205. “You’re on Sky Sports”
  206. Andy Burton
  207. Britain’s support for Israel
  208. Retail parks
  209. White runners
  210. Topshop
  211. Pink t-shirts and dyed blond hair
  212. All-seater stadiums
  213. Getting rid of the Routemaster bus in London
  214. Sky News
  215. Kate Thornton
  216. The Lansdowne Road Riot 1995
  217. David Beckham’s free kick against Greece
  218. Norman Tebbitt
  219. Clive Tyldesley
  220. The murder of Aidan McAnespie
  221. That Sky Sports rugby interviewer
  222. Richard Keyes
  223. Personalised Number plates
  224. Yellow number plates
  225. Jaguars
  226. Land Rovers
  227. Boxing Day
  228. Poppies
  229. Del boy
  230. Guy Ritchie.
  231. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrells
  232. Motorway Service Areas
  233. England losing 3-1 to Russia in Euro 88 thus ensuring Ireland’s failure to qualify
  234. Jellied eels
  235. Sunday independent
  236. Irish liverpool fans
  237. Irish chelsea fans
  238. Irish Man utd fans
  239. Paul Ince
  240. Michael plasticface Watson
  241. Michael Caine
  242. Nigel Mansell
  243. Birmingham
  244. The plantation of Ulster
  245. X Factor
  246. Big Brother
  247. Danielle Lloyd
  248. Ian Wright
  249. Talk Sport Radio
  250. The word “bloke”
  251. Fat beer bellies walking around topless in Magaluf
  252. John Major
  253. Mountbatton
  254. Ian Botham
  255. Steve Redgrave
  256. Rickee Atten
  257. Julian
  258. Dick
  259. Anne
  260. George
  261. Timmy The Dog
    262 Lashings of Ginger Ale
  262. Stella Artois
  263. Alan Shearer
  264. The imposition of the english language and horrors that result
  265. Chocolate Mice
  266. Gary Twigg
  267. Jeremy Guscott
  268. Brian Moore
  269. Bohemian FC
  270. The Spice Girls
  271. “Cool Britannia”
  272. Cockney Rhyming Slang
  273. Will Carling
  274. Jamie O Hara
  275. Blue Peter
  276. Terry Hurlock
  277. Millwall FC
  278. Their appeasement policy of the 30s
  279. The Industrial Revolution
  280. Inventing soccerball
  281. Ricky Gervais
  282. Chris Martin
  283. Derby County scum
  284. Bovril
  285. Licqrice allsorts
  286. Stupid rules about the Union Jack and its various names
  287. The Boy Scout movement
  288. The Black and Tans
  289. The Auxies
  290. General Sir John Grenfell Maxwell
  291. Douglas Haig
  292. Sir Aylmer Gould Hunter-Weston
  293. Sir Henry Hughes Wilson
  294. Sir Mike Jackson
  295. Sir Anthony Farrar-Hockley
  296. Saturday nights in provincial English towns
  297. Not going into the Euro
  298. Breakfast telvision
  299. Brian Woolnough
  300. Henry Winter
  301. Harry Harris
  302. Ross Kemp
  303. Phil Taylor
  304. James Wade
  305. The Parachute Regiment
  306. Bloody Sunday in Derry
  307. Bloody Sunday in Croke Park
  308. Lord Nelson
  309. Lord Beaverbrook
  310. R and B
  311. The M25
  312. The M56
  313. English people who patronisingly support Ireland in a World Cup
  314. English people who don’t support Ireland in a World Cup
  315. English people in general
  316. Withnail and I
  317. Soccer
  318. Syphillus
  319. Graham Norton
  320. Terry Wogan
  321. Eoin Morgan
  322. Eastenders
  323. Manchester Accents
  324. Happy Mondays
  325. The English cunt who told me that Oscar Wilde was English
  326. The policeman with a Hechler & Koch sub machine gun who gave me grief in Heathrow
  327. The English officer and two squaddies who searched me at Crossmaglen
  328. The cunt from the UVF who planted a bomb in my workplace in 1993
  329. Chris Ryan
  330. Bravo Two Zero
  331. Augusto Pinochet
  332. The english cunt who interviewed me for a job in Australia and told me he didn’t like employing Irish people
  333. Fitzys Avatar
  334. Bitterness
  335. Small man syndrome
  336. I cant let it go
  337. I cant move on
  338. My unhealthy obsession with the brits
  339. I want rooney, gerard and lampard fresh for the start of the epl
  340. A third version of 3 Lions
  341. Road Wars
  342. Street Wars
  343. Holly Oaks
  344. Michael Barrymore
  345. Biggins
  346. Employing KIB Man
  347. Loughall
  348. Damien Hirst
  349. Jordan (real name Katie Price)
  350. SuperNanny
  351. “Suth’urn Irlind”
  352. The House of Lords
  353. The Jeremy’s Paxman and Kyle
  354. Vaxhaull’s
  355. The arrest of TJ McSwiney
  356. The Vicar of Dibley
  357. The Posh Blond from the Apprentice (Kate Hopkins?)
  358. “Polytechnic” WTF?
  359. Heathrow
  360. Romford
  361. Brown Sauce
  362. Jermaine Defoe and his stupid ear ring.
  363. Rio Ferdinand and his droopy stroke face.
  364. Gilian McKeith the shit doctor
  365. Gary neville
  366. Phil neville
  367. Neville neville
  368. Rebecca loos
  369. Emmerdale
  370. Brookside
  371. Ian Hislop
  372. Contestants on University Challenge who can’t answer simple questions about Ireland - eg "what river flows through Dublin? - “the Shannon?”
  373. Contestants on 15 to 1 who can’t answer even simpler questions about Ireland
  374. “Telly Addicts”
  375. The English press going nuts about Paul Keating putting his hand on the Queen’s back
  376. The Madeleine McCann case
  377. Kay Burley
  378. The Daz Challenge
  379. That cunt on the Volvic challenge ads
  380. Paul Ross
  381. “The mainland”
  382. Sir Ian Blair
  383. Ireland not having a National Health Service
  384. The campaign for Real Ale
  385. Not being able to spend Irish money on Sealink British ferries
  386. The Diana inquiry
  387. Jennie Bond
  388. Sandhurst
  389. Arrogant ponces of English students at Trinity
  390. The SAS
  391. Henry the Eighth
  392. Barry Fry
  393. Monty Python
  394. Cowes Week
  395. The War in Afghanistan
  396. Weapons of mass destruction
  397. Claire Balding
  398. Willie Carson
  399. John Parrott
  400. Aston Villa
  401. Skibereen * we want revenge
  402. The execution of the seven proclamation signatories.
  403. John McCririck.
  404. Stoke.
  405. Humberside.
  406. Francis Drake
  407. Walter Raleigh
  408. Trevor McDonald
  409. The Act of Union
  410. 800 years
  411. Denis Wise
  412. Dun an Oir
  413. Carlton Palmer
  414. Geoffrey Evans and John Shaw
  415. Chris Tarrant post tiswas
  416. Anthony Worrell-Thompson
  417. Double barrelled surnames
  418. Eddie the Eagle
  419. Steak & kidney pie
  420. Mushy peas
  421. Silly pub names
  422. Cucumber sandwiches
  423. Cricket
  424. 2 world wars and 2 world cups
  425. Coventry
  426. Ibiza uncovered
  427. Newcastle brown ale
  428. Jude Law
  429. Jamie Carragher
  430. Neil Back
  431. Mat Dawson
  432. Glenn Hoddle
  433. Jimmy Carr
  434. Jodie Marsh
  435. Anne Widdicombe
  436. Geri Halliwell
  437. Esther Ransten
  438. Not been more trigger happy when they went to croke park & fired into the bigots on bloody sunday-
  439. Spawning a whole new genre of mawkish sentimentality known as ‘rebel music’
  440. Soccer hooligans
  441. The barmy army
  442. Bulldog spirit
  443. Stiff upper lip
  444. Claiming welsh /irish/scottish athlete as their own
  445. Sky sports news
  446. Claiming the premier league is the best in the world
  447. Ncc
  448. Not pronouncing Irish names correctly
  449. Not making an effort to learn how to pronounce Irish names correctly
  450. The phrase “the luck of the Irish”
  451. Making Guinness references in news reports about Ireland
  452. Enoch Powell
  453. Boris Johnson
  454. Rain stopping play at Wimbledon
  455. Jeremy Bates
  456. Jo Durie
  457. Virginia Wade
  458. John Lloyd
  459. Wimbledon referee Alan Mills
  460. Pimms
  461. Tony Mowbray
  462. Noel Gallagher
  463. Noel Gallagher’s Union Jack guitar
  464. The rest of Oasis
  465. Brit Pop and the spawn of absolute shite that it generated
  466. Q Magazine
  467. Elton Welsbey
  468. The Auteurs
  469. The Wedding Present
  470. Twee alternative shite
  471. Ready salted crisps
  472. JD Wetherspoons
  473. JD Sports
  474. JJB Sports
  475. Stewart Clarke
  476. Badminton Horse Trials
  477. Eddie and Stevo on Sky Sports’ Rugby League coverage
  478. Sean Kerley
  479. Daley Thompson
  480. Kriss Akabusi
  481. The Trafford Centre
  482. Calling Derry “Londonderry”
  483. The pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre
  484. Lager louts
  485. The decision to axe Fifteen to One
  486. Willie Thorne
  487. Selwyn froggitt
  488. Triumph dolomite
  489. Triumph toledo
  490. Triumph spitfire
  491. The town of triumph
  492. Aye up lad
  493. Yorkshire pudding
  494. Yorkshire
  495. Keighley
  496. Chelsea pensioners
  497. Sweeney (annoying scouse cunt that i work with)
  498. Jim`l fix it
  499. Ian McCulloch (the singer, not the snooker player)
  500. William Wallace
  501. “Fish & Chips, just like home”
  502. That fucker who presents the antiques show with the funny jacket
  503. The english cunt you claimed he was attacked in Dublin but had made it up
  504. Shoot to Kill
  505. Gok Wan
  506. Pickled Onions
  507. Jenny Pitman
  508. Eton
  509. Gordon Ramsey
  510. Being wrapped up in old cardboard 'neath charring cross bridge
  511. Sid Waddell
  512. Derren Brown
  513. Inventing a religion so that their king could make an honest woman of his mistress.
  514. The bombing of Dresden.
  515. On The Buses
  516. Allo Allo
  517. ELO
  518. Phil Collins
  519. Rick Astley
  520. Rick Rolling
  521. Take That
  522. Reg Varney
  523. Jimmy Tarbuck
  524. Roy “Chubby” Brown - I honestly hate that cunt
  525. Ricky Thomlinson
  526. ‘Our boys’ in Iraq
  527. ‘Our boys’ in Afghanistan
  528. ‘Our boys’ in Ireland
  529. HRH The Duke of York
  530. HRH Princess Beatrice of York
  531. HRH Princess Eugenie of York
  532. TRH The Earl and Countess of Wessex
  533. Viscount Severn
  534. Lady Louise Windsor
  535. TRH The Duke and Duchess of Gloucester
  536. TRH The Duke and Duchess of Kent
  537. TRH Prince and Princess Michael of Kent
  538. HRH Princess Alexandra, The Honourable Lady Ogilvy
  539. That cunt in Twickenham waving the English flag and wearing the tails in the colour of the English flag
  540. Trisha
  541. Dewi Morris
  542. The Chelsea Flower Show
  543. Crufts
  544. The English rebel cricket tours to South Africa
  545. The “smart casual” wardrobe of the pundits and presenter on Match of the Day
  546. Pop Idol
  547. Btitain’s got Talent
  548. Harry Enfield
  549. Lewis Hamilton
  550. Jonathan Pearce
  551. Tim Lovejoy and the Allstars
  552. Tenerife Uncovered
  553. Greece Uncovered
  554. The Villa
  555. Andi Peters
  556. Brian Laws
  557. Mike Dean
  558. Bryan Robson
  559. Steve Bruce
  560. Trout Fisherman magazine. Not sure if it still exists, but it used to really annoy me when the oul fella bought it for me, as I preferred Trout and Salmon magazine.
  561. Roy Race
  562. Blackie Gray
  563. Tubby Morton
  564. Mighty Mouse
  565. Johnny Dexter
  566. Billys Boots
  567. The footballer who wouldnt stay dead
  568. Warlord
  569. Victor
  570. The Cheltenham Festival
  571. Royal Ascot
  572. The Aintree Grand National - The greatest horserace in the World
  573. Brigadier-General Reginald Dyer
  574. The Amritsar Massacre
  575. The public reception in England for Dyer orchestrating the Amritsar massacre
  576. Cheryl Cole.
  577. Sarah Harding.
  578. Kimberly ?
  579. The ginger one.
  580. The treatment of the above 4 as a collective unit towards Nadine Coyle recently.
  581. British car industry
  582. The term across the pond
  583. Sinjin in mad men
  584. Kerry katona
  585. Capello Index
  586. Soup Takers
  587. Manuel Zayeta
  588. Jimmy Bullard
  589. Joe Cole
  590. Lib Dems
  591. First past the post
  592. Trident defence system
  593. Stupid English bitch in Good Will Hunting
  594. Robin Hood
  595. Mark Cavendish
  596. Rod Hull
  597. Nick Clegg
  598. Michelle Heaton
  599. having noe letter “r”
  600. not having the letters “th”
  601. What they did to William Wallace
  602. Sir Michael Gambon
  603. Michael Colgan OBE
  604. “Girl Power”
  605. Burberry caps worn at jaunty angles.
  606. Stephen Gerrard
  607. Carry On movies
  608. Anthony Minghella movies
  609. Merchant Ivory movies
  610. Robert Pattison
  611. The Streets
  612. Steps
  613. Deirdre Barlow
  614. Ken Barlow
  615. Gail Platt
  616. Martin Platt
  617. Madchester
  618. A’rite Mate
  619. English Breakfast
  620. Kevin Pietersen
  621. Ed Joyce
  622. John Barnes
  623. Eddie Irvine
  624. Rory McIlroy
  625. Darren Clarke
  626. The gimp who can’t start the Grand National properly
  627. Andy Gray
  628. Those gimpy looking 1 pound coins
  629. Those gimpy looking 2 pound coins
  630. Swindon
  631. Bangers 'n Mash
  632. Chip shop chips (the frozen ones - they taste nothing like chip shop chips)
  633. Craig Doyle
  634. Bending your arms at the elbows and raising and dropping them alternately while chanting/singing in a cockney accent. (see Butcher and Waddle at Italia 90)
  635. The “potato” famine. I hate this thing of calling the famine a “potato” famine. The potato crop failed, so its not the brits fault at all at all
  636. Wimbledon
  637. Cliff Richard
  638. Tennis
  639. Frank Skinner
  640. David Baddiel
  641. Keith Allen
  642. The Duke of Windsor pausing to chat to the line of ballboys and ballgirls as he strides on court prior to the prize giving ceremony at Wimbledon.
  643. Biggles
  644. Lands End
  645. Irish people following Cricket
  646. to John O’Groats
  647. chip butties
  648. “chipy”
  649. omiting the word “to” e.g. “Will we go down chippy”
  650. The North Strand Bombings (if they hadn’t been squabbling with the germans it wouldn’t have happened)
  651. Les Denis
  652. Neil Lennon
  653. Les Dennis
  654. The new Conservative-Liberal Democrat government
  655. George Osbourne
  656. An English Facebook friend of mine entitling a post-election piss up photo album of him and his Tory twat friends as "Tories on Tour
  657. Lord Triesman
  658. Lord Triesman’s “friend”
  659. Gary Lineker’s resignation as a columnist from the Mail on Sunday over the Lord Triesman affair
  660. Sir Robert Walpole 1721-42 Whig
  661. Spencer Compton, Earl of Wilmington 1742-3 Whig
  662. Henry Pelham 1743-54 Whig
  663. Thomas Pelham-Holles, Duke of Newcastle 1754-6 and 1757-62 Whig
  664. William Cavendish, Duke of Devonshire 1756-7 Whig
  665. John Stuart, Earl of Bute 1762-3 Tory
  666. George Grenville 1763-5 Whig
  667. Charles Wentworth, Marquess of Rockingham 1765-6 1782 Whig
  668. The Earl of Chatham, William Pitt ‘The Elder’ 1766-8 Whig** I am deeming 107 to be Pitt the Younger
  669. Augustus Henry Fitzroy, Duke of Grafton 1768-70 Whig
  670. Lord North 1770-82 Tory
  671. William Petty, Earl of Shelburne 1782-3 Whig
  672. William Bentinck, Duke of Portland 1783 and 1807-9 Whig
  673. Henry Addington 1801-4 Tory
  674. William Wyndam Grenville, Lord Grenville 1806-7 Whig
  675. Spencer Perceval 1809-12 Tory
  676. Robert Banks Jenkinson, Earl of Liverpool 1812-27 Tory
  677. George Canning 1827 Tory
  678. Frederick Robinson, Viscount Goderich 1827-8 Tory
  679. Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington 1828-30 Tory
  680. Earl Grey 1830-34 Whig
  681. William Lamb, Viscount Melbourne 1834 and 1835-41 Whig
  682. Sir Robert Peel 1834-5 and 1841-6 Tory
  683. Earl Russell 1846-51 1865-6 Liberal
  684. The Earl of Derby 1852, 1858-9 and 1866-8, Conservative
  685. Earl of Aberdeen 1852-5 Tory
  686. Viscount Palmerston 1855-8 and 1859-65 Liberal
  687. Benjamin Disraeli 1868 and 1874-80 Conservative
  688. William Ewart Gladstone 1868-74, 1880-85, 1886 and 1892-94 Liberal
  689. Robert Gascoyne-Cecil, Marquess of Salisbury 1885-6, 1886-92 and 1895-1902 Conservative
  690. The Earl of Rosebery 1894-5 Liberal
  691. Arthur James Balfour 1902-5 Conservative
  692. Henry Campbell-Bannerman 1905-8 Liberal
  693. Herbert Henry Asquith 1908-16 Liberal
  694. David Lloyd George 1916-22 Liberal
  695. Andrew Bonar Law 1922-3 Conservative
  696. Stanley Baldwin 1923, 1924-9, 1935-7 Conservative
  697. James Ramsay MacDonald 1924 and 1929-35 Labour
  698. Arthur Neville Chamberlain 1937-40 Conservative
  699. Clement Richard Attlee 1945-51 Labour
  700. Anthony Eden 1955-7 Conservative
  701. Harold Macmillan 1957-63 Conservative
  702. Sir Alec Douglas-Home 1963-4 Conservative
  703. Harold Wilson 1964-70 and 1974-6 Labour
  704. Edward Heath 1970-4 Conservative
  705. James Callaghan 1976-9 Labour
  706. Middlesbrough
  707. The Red Knights

Checked to here.

  1. Pitchcapping
  1. Posh cunts in Australia on ‘gap years’.

I have mentioned the grand national earlier.

Also, Cheltenham on it’s own does not count. Another variation of it might though

  1. The Cheltenham Festival
  2. Prestbury Park
  3. Cheltenham nightclubs
  1. The Last Night of the Proms
  2. Steve McClaren’s Dutch accent.
  3. Tom Williams’ fake blood
  4. Songs of Praise
  5. Introducing football shirt sponsorship
  6. The 2012 Olympics
  7. The Advanced Passenger Train

This has already been addressed, see above.