1966 Reasons Why I Want England To Win The World Cup

I’ve never sniffed your underpants in my life pal, you’re quite mistaken there. Listen, don’t mind their knack accents, you stayed too long, its just one of those things thats happens. I dont actually care to be honest, I’m already bored of this line of conversation. But just be proud of them anyway, it is what it is.

You are having a giraffe mate.

The Coventry/Tamworth accent is terrible

Ah a soft Geordie accent on a girl is like music.

I would argue none are tolerable.

  1. Stacey Slater

I have no problem with it, I like most northern accents… But met a few Geordie lads while travelling and I couldn’t understand a word the cunts were saying, worse than Glasgow.

I love an Oul brummie accent though. I’ve a load of brummie friends is probably why. Was talking to a lad who played as a ringer for fullen in the county final about ten years ago. Met him at the 2010 aif, a tipp lad. He said when the first ball came in he swung like fuck in the general direction of the ball and his marker, who I presume was one of the broughs. He said it was awful funny hearing " fooking hell moyte, Toyke it oisy". He even took the accent off well from hearing it the once. Said it still makes him laugh when he thinks about it.

I remember when I moved to Glasgow first, I went to macdonalds and couldn’t understand a fucking word. It transpires she was asking was I " sitting in". Took a while, but I’ve no trouble with it the noo.

  1. Jimmy Nail
  2. Byker Grove
  3. “Fog On The Tyne” by Lindisfarne featuring Gazza
  4. Kevin Keegan
  5. Select MTV with Donna Air
  6. Raoul Moat
  7. The Tyne Bridge
  8. Jossy’s Giants
  9. Sid Waddell
  10. The Angel of the North statue
  11. Newcastle’s ship building heritage
  12. Cheryl Tweedy
  13. Coal from Newcastle
  14. Wor Jackie Milburn
  15. “Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads”
  16. Peter Beardsley’s superb miming of the words “Express Yourself” in the video for Englandneworder’s “World In Motion”
  17. Alan Shearer having chicken and beans for his pre-match meal
  18. Alan Shearer creosoting his fence after winning the league with Blackburn
  19. Jimmy Five Bellies
  20. That pale, wrinkled, stooped over old pensioner who followed Newcastle during the 1995/96 season and was regularly focussed on by Sky television cameras
  1. The young Helen Mirren
  2. The old Helen Mirren
  3. Christine Keeler
  4. Glynis Barber
  5. Samantha Fox
  6. Kate Bush
  7. Kim Wilde
  8. Princess Diana
  9. Jo Guest
  10. Lindsay Dawn McKenzie
  11. Kate Midleton
  12. Victoria Pendleton
  13. Rachel Riley
  14. Natalie Sawyer
  15. Kelly Brook

Yorkshire: Gods own Country

  1. Poole’s Pies
  2. Dave Whelan
  3. Stephen Fry
  4. Stewart Lee
  5. The London Underground
  6. The London Underground map
  7. Tony Benn
  8. Ken Livingstone
  9. The GLC
  10. The Orgreave riots

I lived in London during Euro '96. A great summer and great buzz, 3 lions/Baddiel/Skinner/El Tel etc.

Place was buzzing and great craic. I purchased a German top and the locals called me little hitler when I wore it during the group stages. Id say they would have given me more grief for being a fraud had I worn an english top and shouted with them.

Having craic and banter by slagging is much more fun although there was a big crowd of us that got on well with all the locals young and old so there was never any trouble, just good slagging.

Ran into a slight problem come the semi final though and decided to watch the match at home…just in case.

Went up to the boozer after the game minus the top and toned down the slagging to let them get over the result.

The slagging and banter was great and a buzz for them having someone to argue and debate about players and slag as well was a lot better buzz Id say than some Paddy coming in saying, Im supporting england…sure they all support engerland anyway!

[QUOTE=“Ebeneezer Goode, post: 955390, member: 1785”]I lived in London during Euro '96. A great summer and great buzz, 3 lions/Baddiel/Skinner/El Tel etc.

Place was buzzing and great craic. I purchased a German top and the locals called me little hitler when I wore it during the group stages. Id say they would have given me more grief for being a fraud had I worn an english top and shouted with them.

Having craic and banter by slagging is much more fun although there was a big crowd of us that got on well with all the locals young and old so there was never any trouble, just good slagging.

Ran into a slight problem come the semi final though and decided to watch the match at home…just in case.

Went up to the boozer after the game minus the top and toned down the slagging to let them get over the result.

The slagging and banter was great and a buzz for them having someone to argue and debate about players and slag as well was a lot better buzz Id say than some Paddy coming in saying, Im supporting england…sure they all support engerland anyway![/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=“Ebeneezer Goode, post: 955390, member: 1785”]I lived in London during Euro '96. A great summer and great buzz, 3 lions/Baddiel/Skinner/El Tel etc.

Place was buzzing and great craic. I purchased a German top and the locals called me little hitler when I wore it during the group stages. Id say they would have given me more grief for being a fraud had I worn an english top and shouted with them.

Having craic and banter by slagging is much more fun although there was a big crowd of us that got on well with all the locals young and old so there was never any trouble, just good slagging.

Ran into a slight problem come the semi final though and decided to watch the match at home…just in case.

Went up to the boozer after the game minus the top and toned down the slagging to let them get over the result.

The slagging and banter was great and a buzz for them having someone to argue and debate about players and slag as well was a lot better buzz Id say than some Paddy coming in saying, Im supporting england…sure they all support engerland anyway![/QUOTE]
I love England mate and I support them. I dont need to play up the mick sterotype to fit in and try to get them to accept me through bogwarriorisim. “oh bejaysus im mad craic with my germany/argenrtina top” fuck off you mug

We went Ministry of Sound and Club UK with the young lads in the boozer. There was always loads of us Irish/London/Scottish. There was never any shit between any of us. The older locals loved the sports banter too.

I didnt need to resort to being a mick for acceptance and certainly didn’t feel the need to cosy up to them and shout for engerland just caused I made a living there. Shouting for engerland would be alien to me just like shouting for cork in an All Ireland.

Having banter with the locals and getting behind a team in the competition and wearing the jersey was all part of that!

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