2009 - Ridiculous Sport Commentator, Pundit and Journalist Quotes

more like Immanuel Kan:clap::smiley:

From BG at the Guardian

"Sky anchorman Richard Keys is already saying that “on nights like these we’re all Englishmen” … to an audience that boasts Dutchman Ruud Gullit and Scotland’s Graeme Souness and Planet Inanity’s Jamie Redknapp. "

George Hamilton

“Barcelona’s play is not poetry in motion but ‘geometry in motion’ … it’s all about the angles you see.”

Mike Finnerty commentating for TV3 yesterday:

‘And that point makes it six points to two. That’s seven points in succession for Cork.’

Sledges bird on RTE earlier today -

Wicklow and Westmeath were finally separated after 130 mins of play

Adrian Eames commentating on Laois Louth match -

Great point from Bruno McCormack - a knockout blow from Bruno

Kevin McStay just blurted out “5 metre scrum” for no reason during the Wicklow v Westmeath game yesterday.

Did he? He’s a fooking fool, that lad.

Kevin McStay needs to be shot with balls o fhis own shit.

Maybe he’ll concentrate on rugby football terminology from now on - he’s spent the last couple of years using buzz words from American sports.

‘Ah Marty, Dublin really need to improve their scoring rate in the red zone.’

He needs to be paid a visit by the Viper Foley’s debt collection business.

:rolleyes:

Well put.

Liam Spratt on yesterdays Wexford Dublin game.

“Well, Gerry, the ref is having a fine performance out there today”

“Do you think the terrace behind the goal is the reason we’re not scoring Gerry? The roof is fairly low down on it and it might be confusing the lads”

This isnt a commentator but it was a comment on sport so its going in here.

Uachtarin CLG Christy Cooney as he unfurls the latest name from the the qualifier draw.

Looks down.

See the name “Cill Mhantin”.

“Cill Mhantin - Westmeath”.

This is our leader folks.

Timmy McCarty of olympic basketball commentary fame, doing the Waterford Limerick game for the Sunday game.

‘Mullane gets possesion, shakes and bakes and its another point for Waterford’.

[quote=“HangBlaa”]Timmy McCarty of olympic basketball commentary fame, doing the Waterford Limerick game for the Sunday game.

‘Mullane gets possesion, shakes and bakes and its another point for Waterford’.[/QUOTE]

Nothing ridiculous about that, Timmy is a legend! :thumbsup:

Marty there.

Joe Bergin now - look how deep he’s playing.

To Declan Meehan who is playing even deeper. He should be of course - he is a half back.

Sky Sports News anchor:

'Tonight’s main sporting headline…England crash 4-0 to Germany in the European U21 Championship final.

But in better news, Stuart Pearce has agreed a new 2-year deal with the Football Association to continue his reign in charge of the side.’

Oh dear.

[quote=“Bandage”]Sky Sports News anchor:

'Tonight’s main sporting headline…England crash 4-0 to Germany in the European U21 Championship final.

But in better news, Stuart Pearce has agreed a new 2-year deal with the Football Association to continue his reign in charge of the side.’

Oh dear.[/QUOTE]

noticed that:D

[quote=“HangBlaa”]Timmy McCarty of olympic basketball commentary fame, doing the Waterford Limerick game for the Sunday game.

‘Mullane gets possesion, shakes and bakes and its another point for Waterford’.[/QUOTE]

Thats quality:thumbsup:

[quote=“Gman”]Liam Spratt on yesterdays Wexford Dublin game.

“Well, Gerry, the ref is having a fine performance out there today”

“Do you think the terrace behind the goal is the reason we’re not scoring Gerry? The roof is fairly low down on it and it might be confusing the lads”[/QUOTE]

I love listening to Liam Spratt especially when yere losing,he drives Billy Byrne nuts most of the time.

During the Monaghan v Derry game there, McStay just blurted out after a Paul Finlay point that:

“He’s one of those players you’d stand up naked in the snow to watch”.

What a clown.