2009 - Ridiculous Sport Commentator, Pundit and Journalist Quotes

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Ronnie Whelan just now:

I don’t see Tottenham finishing in the top four and I don’t see them winning the league either.

122

Eugene McGee on The Hub on Setanta:
“Cork have been so dominant over Kerry…all this decade really…apart from in Croke Park.”

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Don’t know if this has already been done but the week before last on Dessie’s radio spot Brolly discussed (at lenght) Tryones depth and the completeness. Even man by man.

Yet they have a Goalie that wouldn’t start for Waherfurd.

Ha ha

Did ye see him after the first half v Tryone last week and he picking his lunch out of his fingernails to avoid the red light on the camera.

Joe should join up with his Mam & Dad cabaret circuit.

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Marty Morrissey in the Meath/Kerry match.

“Meath have yet to register a score and its a factor in this match”

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Yeah Pascal McConnell was an absolute disaster in the All-Ireland last year alright.

126

I find myself agreeing with you a lot today Sidney.

McConnell won the All Ireland for Tyrone last year with that top class save from O’Sullivan.

127

Babs Keating in yesterday’s Sunday Times

‘Kilkenny are an ordinary team without Shefflin’

:rolleyes:

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You don’t win Derbies with Donkies (1990)

[quote=“Arseboxin”]Babs Keating in yesterday’s Sunday Times

‘Kilkenny are an ordinary team without Shefflin’

:rolleyes:[/quote]

History repeating itself

I love you babs

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[quote=“Mairegangaire”]History repeating itself

I love you babs[/quote]

I thought more of you MGG. A pretty fookin stupid thing to say in the week of the final. Not that Cody needs anymore ammo

[quote=“Mairegangaire”]

I love you babs[/quote]

Would you?

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[quote=“Arseboxin”]I thought more of you MGG. A pretty fookin stupid thing to say in the week of the final. Not that Cody needs anymore ammo

Would you?[/quote]

T’would be like sleeping with a roundy bale. Johnny Carroll was enough of a taster.

Anyways.

Nothing stupid about me Arsie, Cody’ll keep this one to himself. I suspect the relationship between Shefflin and Cody to be similar to Paudie’s & Mossie Fitz’s. And I’m usually right.

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[quote=“Mairegangaire”]T’would be like sleeping with a roundy bale. Johnny Carroll was enough of a taster.

Anyways.

Nothing stupid about me Arsie, Cody’ll keep this one to himself. I suspect the relationship between Shefflin and Cody to be similar to Paudie’s & Mossie Fitz’s. And I’m usually right.[/quote]

What sort of relationship was that then?

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one that ensures that neither side gets more airplay or column inchs than the other.

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I’m surprised Paidi would be willing to share the spoils of any airplay or column inches

134

Commentator on BBC Radio Ulster:

‘It’s cruel that a great like David Healy will never play in a World Cup’.

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[quote=“Bandage”]Commentator on BBC Radio Ulster:

‘It’s cruel that a great like David Healy will never play in a World Cup’.[/quote]
:rolleyes:

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[quote=“Bandage”]Commentator on BBC Radio Ulster:

‘It’s cruel that a great like David Healy will never play in a World Cup’.[/quote]

Are they officially out now?

137

Bumped for Sid…

138

Enemy of the forum, Fat Pat Dolan on setanta this evening during the fulham match with Des Curran.

Fulham conceded and lead 2-1 with Basle ramping forward. Curran says “Basle are on a roll here Pat”. Pat replies “You could say they’re on a swiss roll Des” :guns:

The injury time is announced - 3 mins when it should have been around 5 or 6 and Dolan comes out with “Isn’t this the land of cuckoo clocks Des? Surely with all the clocks someone could calculate the correct time”? :guns:

In summary, Pat is a fat cunt

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[quote=“Mac”]

In summary, Pat is a fat cunt[/quote]

:eek: :eek:

Looks like the website will be on another holiday once Pats solicitor sees this.

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[quote=“The Runt”]:eek: :eek:

Looks like the website will be on another holiday once Pats solicitor sees this.[/quote]

We’ll be alright this time - himself and dunph are WeightWatcher buddies