2014 reasons to hate Six Nations rugby weekends

  1. the protestants of this forum coming on here all bullish
  1. Gay people being denigrated by having their sexual preference associated with rugby.

Not arseholes you illiterate halfwit.

There are few more sanctimonious pricks in the world than your average six nations referee.

  1. The ‘bring on the green’ ad with that newly found out gimp sexton.

As an aside ive been watching super rugby on and off over the last few weekends waiting for my beloved nrl to start up, the rugby played there is like a different game, fast and exciting. Its only in this hemisphere (ie the 4 countries who play it ‘seriously’) that its utter shite. Therefore i hate the irish rugby community and media. Not the sport.

  1. Fellas who make out frighteningly detailed hypothetical rugby World Cup bid proposals for a tournament in ten years time, watch every second of every match and post constantly and with obvious knowledge of every aspect of the game including the British Lions pretending to hate rugby as much as the rest of us who actually do dislike the game, know very little about it and barely watch it.

I’m fucking wrecked

When in need, it may well be time for a dab of speed.

50 @dancarter starts posting again :smiley:

  1. The wankers who attend Ireland games.

:clap:Did you intentionally wait until 51, pal?

Yes.

:clap:

  1. Brian Kennedy
  1. People asking you if were at “the match”.

  2. People asking you if you watched “the match”.

No need to specify what match with these people. Because rugby football is the only show in town for these people.

[quote=“Bandage, post: 914196, member: 9”]53. People asking you if were at “the match”.

  1. People asking you if you watched “the match”.

No need to specify what match with these people. Because rugby football is the only show in town for these people.[/quote]
@Bandage is fucking seething :smiley:

  1. (to support point 54) - Irish people abroad asking other Irish people if they watched “the match”? What match? The rugby match, BOD’s last game. No. Really? You didn’t watch it? No, thats what I said, fuck off.
  1. Australian people assuming Ireland’s Call is our national anthem. This leads to a 5 minute explanation about the 32 county nature of the Irish rugby team, which leads to a 10 minute explanation of how how this abomination of an “anthem” came about to pacify the UVF members of the team and supporters, which leads to a 30 minute explanaton about “the troubles”.
  1. The blazered honking fans talking about rugby being a mans game and footballers fall over easily. Rugby players are real men etc. franno warblings

" The opposite of homosexuality is not heterosexuality. It is rugby. In fact homosexuality can best be described as a complete absence of rugby. "

Say a lot about the people you hang around with.

  1. The Irish international team’s post-match morning swimming sessions at the Forty Foot.