2017 All Ireland Senior Football Championship

Meanwhile Cluxton’s taken his kickout, Dublin are on the attck while they’re busy whinging at the ref. In that case, Ref will just play on

Kinda defeats your primary play tactic

Nah man. All Ireland final day? Ref is going to be checking anything close if protested. Not saying every ball obviously, it’s a combination of efforts to slow him down. Won’t work all the time but every little helps.

Last year it was Boyle and McLoughlin but those two now have different roles.

Seamus O’Shea will be back there a lot, I expect.

It’s Joe McQuillan ffs

Your other points are very valid. I just don’t think you gave the adequate thought to that specific point in your rush to get the post out.
Your heart was in the right place though, so I’ll give it a like anyway to help your stats

That’s all I’m looking for really. I wonder what happens if there’s a man lying down injured on the spot where you take kickouts from?

Clucko will pinpoint him onto the sideline for the Mayo doc to look after him, then arrow the ball to Kilkenny on the other sideline. Seamlessly

I was thinking he’d use your mans mouth as a tee

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Wouldnt be like him tbf

Ruh roh

To lie “injured on the spot”, the ball has to be already placed for the kickout and you have to move your “injured” self into that position.

Mayo should gather together a panel of four or five shadowy interlopers who act the maggot and simply steal the balls.

Be easier to just steal Cluxton?

Sure there’ll be thousands coming out to see them with or without the trophy. Best losers in the world.

Stealin’ Cluxton has a nice ring to it.

DJ Tommy Elliott is doing the party lads. Tommy FUCKING Elliott!!! Oggy oggy oggy…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvUP03eZjSs

Be the easiest DJ gig ever. Just fuck on the saw doctors CD and make sure the green and red of Mayo plays ten times over the course of the night

Dont forget “To Win Just Once”.

Insert Laois joke here

https://youtu.be/9dONChKbYKs

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Stevie Nicked

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Be easier again to fuck a few high diagonals in the square and have an O’Se coming in full-pelt to challenge

You could have something there, O’Shea solos through to the goals, hand passes to Cluxton and then burys him with a shoulder in the chest and walks straight over him.