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[Nembo_Kid]

He did.

He said Kildare were an 8 point better side and there is only one possible way Armagh could stave off a hammering.

As the campaign has unfolded so far, Kev has shown us he knows very little about football.

[the_man_himself]

@Nembo_Kid

He said Kildare were an 8 point better side and there is only one possible way Armagh could stave off a hammering.

Yes he said that. He didn’t say they would hammer Armagh

[Nembo_Kid]

He did.

He said Kildare are an 8 point better team at minimum and there is only one possible approach that could possibly prevent a hammering.

It’s a very definitive statement, it’s just a pity when push comes to shove he doesn’t have any conviction in it.

There’s not much between the sides and I’d expect if the draw happens you’re looking at Kildare being slight favourites. I’m just trying to pin Kev to his hot air but as usual he’s trying to weasel away when his bravado has to have some substance.

[the_man_himself]

@Nembo_Kid

He said Kildare are an 8 point better team at minimum and there is only one possible approach that could possibly prevent a hammering

Exactly. He said that they could prevent a hammering so he didn’t say it would be a hammering

[dodgy_keeper]

It’ll be TFK Armageddon if Armagh end up facing Kildare in championship 2017.

[backinatracksuit]

No it won’t, Kildare will win and @Nembo_Kid will disappear for a few days and never mention it, that’s what he does.

[gilgamboa]

Ooooooooooffffffttttt

[Nembo_Kid]

Why would I disappear? I’m not compromised by definitive and brazen statements I have no conviction in.

[backinatracksuit]

It’s what you do, don’t ask me why?

[Chucks_Nwoko]

@Mullach_Ide

@Chucks_Nwoko

Would I be right in saying it’s currently 1.21am in Ireland?

Yes and the two lads are arguing the toss over a bet that will never happen on a hypothetical match or a match that might occur if armagh win their next two matches and Kildare lose the Leinster Final and Down lose the Ulster final and Monaghan don’t win their next two matches, standard TFK fare really

[tazdedub]

It’s on. This place will go into meltdown.

[backinatracksuit]

For a match that nobody cares about?

[Chucks_Nwoko]

Mate, this match has the potential to rock TFK to it’s core.

[thedancingbaby]

Venue is going to be crucial. Brave move by @Nembo_Kid to fly out of the traps before it has been announced. He’s oozing confidence

[Nembo_Kid]

There’s fake confidence and real confidence and I’ve got the latter in buckets

[Chucks_Nwoko]

If they can do it on a wet* Saturday in Thurles, they can do it anywhere.

*Saturday’s weather conditions assumed to suit narrative.

[Sidney]

What a day in Clones yesterday.

Attending an Ulster final in Clones is not a mere act of attending a football match.

It’s a pilgrimage.

It’s spiritual and it’s glorious.

[grapes]

At the end of the match yesterday on the tv the camera on the sideline showed some guy hold some sort of digital instrument up to the camera but you couldn’t make out what was displayed on it. Puzzling because he was very keen to show everyone but he was too fleeting and you just couldn’t see what he was trying to show us. It might have been a temperature gauge. Was it a very hot day yesterday in Clones Syd?

[Sidney]

@grapes

At the end of the match yesterday on the tv the camera on the sideline showed some guy hold some sort of digital instrument up to the camera but you couldn’t make out what was displayed on it. Puzzling because he was very keen to show everyone but he was too fleeting and you just couldn’t see what he was trying to show us. It might have been a temperature gauge. Was it a very hot day yesterday in Clones Syd?

It was a very hot day.

There is nothing like traffic jams, cans and the smell of burger vans in the stifling, dead inland heat of drumlin country.

[Ashman]

Photos ??

How is the Busted Sofa going these days ?