Fuck off outta dat.
There wonât be a dry Japâs eye in the house
Costa Rica celebrating is proper shithousery
Things you love to see
Youâll be shopping for Christmas tea towels during Japan and Brazil in the quarter final keeping half an eye on the score
Iâm ruling out the Germans
The dying kick of a thoroughbred
The jig was up for Germany as soon as Japan were up. They should have fucked Spain over
Germans and Belgians out today in the group stages. Love to see it.
Germany have 30 seconds to concede three times
it would have been hilarious
The Germans are a dignified and honest race; not like those crooked, corrupt Italians
Thereâs too many of these bogey European teams in the World Cup
Je suis Japan
You canât even rely on the Germans these days. Two WCâs in a row out on their arse after the group stage.
There wonât be a Wagu Cow lovingly massaged in the Osaka Prefecture tonight
Some cunt here having a prayer event on the sidelines
Germany should have gone out in a blaze of glory and scored 3 ogâs in added time.
That was no more a goal for Japan earlier than Shep the dog
You wouldnât want to be owning this place tonight:
Itâs a funny old game Saint