City ballboys will be getting some bollocking
How do you send up a lad who has never taken a senior pen?
Done his homework on someone who has never taken a pen 
That was not a great penalty by Bellingham.
He’s done his homework 
What did he do?
Booted the ball into the stands
Have City no lads who can take pens?
Croatians missing all over the place.
The Ukrainian keeper is doing alright.
Some bad pens there.
How the fuck are City sending these lads up?
That’s a cracker from Vasquez
Pep is a bald fraud
Great penalty from Foden in fairness.
Foden should have been going first.
Foden definitely uses a ruler to cut his hair.
The fuck is Haaland hiding?
Never in doubt Nacho.
The bench.
Two match points Madrid.