In the absence of players and management saying anything, anything at all, every county needs a designated loudmouth to give copy, a pig ignorant Pintman Paddy Losty type who ridicules drink driving laws and speed limits and the law in general, and who will ridicule the opposition in a famous last words manner.
For Kilkenny I nominate the foul mouthed, extremely loud drunk standing behind me at the Church End of Parnell Park during the 1998 Leinster quarter-final between Dublin and Kilkenny.
Limerick and Galway each have several posters here that could do the job for them.