You’d have to think after this tournament, whatever about promotions or sponsorship opportunities, the first thing Littler will be doing is upgrading the girlfriend.
That sexy teacher who copped off with the young fella she was teaching out in Fingal some years back would fit the bill.
Bit weird on about underrage lads and girls, lad.
Adrian Lewis did that in the 12 months between world titles
Cullen could show Barney a thing or two about successful hair transplants.
The crown looks halfway between a monk’s tonsure and a ream of Clonakilty pudding.
Hes a bit precious. Leave him off
The crowd couldn’t give a shit
This has all hallmarks of a last set decider.
The worst worlds in recent memory truth be told, the Littler circus will distract from that but it has been very poor in general. The darting equivalent of the 2010 football World cup.
Standard here is phenomenal.
First set to the Catholic Yorkshireman.
Luke Littler is down to just 10/1 for 2024 BBC Sports Personality Of The Year. Has a child ever won it? Tom Daley maybe?
Last year was a good bit worse
The BBC are like the sinking Titanic so them having Women and Children first is only apt.
Luke Humphries porcelain doll features are beginning to crack here.
Olympics and Euros year so it’ll be a tough one for him, especially with it being so early in the year. If he continues to make hay throughout the year though he’d have to be in with a good shot.
Can they fuck him in as a wild card in the Premier league? Probably can’t but Eddie Hearn will move the moon and Sun to make it happen.