5 Rules For Men

  1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

  2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

  3. It’s important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.

  4. It’s important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

  5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

Just came up with that there yourself did you?

No, received it on email.

This is so 1991!

I could do without Numbers 2 & 3. And as for Number 4, I couldn’t care less if she likes being with me as long as she’s good in the sack

Feck number 1, women can’t cook, FACT! That’s why all the best chefs in the world are men.