[quote=“Rudi, post: 876369, member: 1052”]This is where I am right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOmckSUhnwM
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Holy fuck, bryan adams. 
Code 10 people its worse than we thought
[quote=“chewy louie, post: 876388, member: 1137”]+1, he is an alright sort behind it all.
@Rudi, how long did the relationship last?[/quote]
By my calculations - 426 days.
I’m feeling a little better today, lads. Think I might even press ahead with the work party tonight.
[quote=“Rudi, post: 876392, member: 1052”]By my calculations - 426 days.
I’m feeling a little better today, lads. Think I might even press ahead with the work party tonight.[/quote]
It would do you good to get out of the house and enjoy yourself. Put on your cleanest shirt and slick back your hair and go for it!
And ride one of the dolls who gets the most drunk.
Do it for your Roman ancestors, @Rudi. They wouldn’t have sat around fretting over a chick, they would have gone out and conquered a nation and raped the lot of them
[quote=“Mark Renton, post: 876394, member: 1796”]And ride one of the dolls who gets the most drunk.
Do it for your Roman ancestors, @Rudi. They wouldn’t have sat around fretting over a chick, they would have gone out and conquered a nation and raped the lot of them[/quote]
bang it into her bareback up the shitter as well, quick wipe and repeat the other side in true Centurion tradition
[quote=“Mark Renton, post: 876394, member: 1796”]And ride one of the dolls who gets the most drunk.
Do it for your Roman ancestors, @Rudi. They wouldn’t have sat around fretting over a chick, they would have gone out and conquered a nation and raped the lot of them[/quote]
He doesn’t want to make the sex. Please accept this, @Mark Renton.
[quote=“Rudi, post: 876392, member: 1052”]By my calculations - 426 days.
I’m feeling a little better today, lads. Think I might even press ahead with the work party tonight.[/quote]
Go along to it, being alone is not the way to be right now. Best of luck.
Youre not listening pal. It’s not a case of want, it’s a case of having to…He needs to feel that rush, that shot of adrenalin that courses through your veins as you blow your load into a drenched fanny - that surge that takes hold as you hover over your prey and regard them with disgust as you hammer one last thrust into her. He needs to reclaim his manhood through that same ritual all men have done since the dawn of time…We’ve become an embarrassment to our forefathers and a shower of dear Dierdre emasculated whimpering pricks…@Rudi go forth and nail a bitch for all mankind.
Great stuff, @Mark Renton[/USER]. You’re by far my favourite poster since @[USER=168]ChocolateMice[/USER] stopped posting on TFK. Actually my Christmas wish is for his return. Also, I want that curmudgeonly bastard @[USER=706]Fagan ODowd to come back too. Send me a sign if you’re out there, Fagan.
Got a christmas wish today, Luis Saurez signs a new deal with Liverpool. 
I hope Roma hammer it into Catania this Sunday on their way to bringing home the Scudetto so Rudi can forget about some biddy.
I also hope Mac goes easy on the sauce this year so as not to spoil Christmas for everyone else.
That any cunt who wears a Christmas jumper should get a severe case of gonorrhea.
And @chewy louie
:rolleyes: Christmas jumpers are the job
For inadequate cunts like yourself maybe.
No surprise to hear you wear them!!
@chewy louie & his crew :rolleyes:
Has to be him in the blue?
After an emotionally crushing fortnight I feel I am finally beginning to take some positive steps forward.
Thank you.
Thank you all.