A great week for TKF members

a great week for TFK members

After ncc’s missus popping out a sprong the good news just keeps on coming and my sources inform me that another member of the forum has gotten engeged in the past few days…the soppy cunt even took her to Paris to propose…Who said romance was dead…

congratulations to the happy couple…I won’t name names as I don’t know if they are telling people yet…

Cheers Puke, Im blushing here

Congartulations Puke. You kept that one quiet. Might as well tell us straight out.

Is (s)he local??

[quote=“Gaillimharais”]Congartulations Puke. You kept that one quiet. Might as well tell us straight out.

Is (s)he local??[/quote]

It isn’t me at all…sure how would I afford a ring…I am waiting for confirmation before I name names but my sources have never let me down before…

Farmer and his Aunty?

Unfortunately not Bandage.

Is NCC a member of TKF as well as TFK?

[quote=“farmerinthecity”].

Is NCC a member of TKF as well as TFK?[/quote]

It wasn’t ncc…Sorry aboutr the spelling mistake the excitement just became too much when I heard the news:D

Well it must be from the same source who let me down in the whole Roy Keane debacle so. That cunt Rintintin.

While I can confirm my presence in the capital of the French Republic at the weekend, I am afraid I must pour cold water on the rumours that I proposed to my girlfriend. We had a very enjoyable time and it is indeed a wonderful city but I have nothing further to report from there.

Rintintin, Puke, as the French say “Go fuck youselves. Cunts”.

Will you cut this fucking juvenile feminine horseshit of…

“Oh my god, I have a secret, but I can’t tell anybody…”

…and just come out and tell the full story for fuck sake.

Edit: Thank you for rubbishing Puke’s rumour Runt. This one will seal IOTM for him. You have to wonder does he set these things up for himself though.

[quote=“Fran”]Will you cut this fucking juvenile feminine horseshit of…

“Oh my god, I have a secret, but I can’t tell anybody…”

…and just come out and tell the full story for fuck sake.[/quote]

Runt got engaged over the weekend…I don’t have the full story and he doesn’t want to tell…I think rintintin might have more details and he can confirm whether he did or didn’t

I presume you found out via PMs Puke? Were there any pictures involved this time? I wouldn’t mind a naked one of Runt if there’s any going. Same goes for his missus too I suppose but preferably Runt. Thanks in advance, Bandage.

[quote=“The Runt”]Well it must be from the same source who let me down in the whole Roy Keane debacle so. That cunt Rintintin.

While I can confirm my presence in the capital of the French Republic at the weekend, I am afraid I must pour cold water on the rumours that I proposed to my girlfriend. We had a very enjoyable time and it is indeed a wonderful city but I have nothing further to report from there.

Rintintin, Puke, as the French say “Go fuck youselves. Cunts”.[/quote]

she said no?

Rintintin has the photos but wants 20 quid for the pictures of her and 50 for the ones of runt…don’t think they are worth it…

Ya, she caught the box, fucked it off the Effiel Tower and told me to cop on to myself.

I can believe it Runt i told Puke over the weekend because i never thought she would say no !!!

Its alright RTT…These things happen…Lucky it happened to runt and not a normal productive memeber of society

Good decision by her. I heard Runt is pretty ugly.

Dump the bitch

and the next time you’re feeling romantic, 4 cts J clarity :rolleyes:

True! it must have been one awkward flight from Beauvais to Shannon

maybe he should have realised she wasn’t ready for a commitment when she asked that they stayed in seperate single rooms in paris…