A Roaster. The definitive diagnosis

mac is probably drinking sugary tae and a ateing a cadburys mini roll at his desk, to wash down the greasy breakfast roll

The obsessive nature of these nutri freaks is starting to become worrying.

mac is probably getting paranoid from all the caffeine and sugar in his body from the “fizzy pop” and mini rolls and will accuse the nutri brothers of becoming obsessive freaks

the big roaster

[QUOTE=“The Selfish Giant, post: 1031889, member: 80”]mac is probably getting paranoid from all the caffeine and sugar in his body from the “fizzy pop” and mini rolls and will accuse the nutri brothers of becoming obsessive freaks

the big roaster[/QUOTE]
He’s rattled to within an inch of his fat constipated anxiety ridden roaster life.

I’m actually having a nice shite right this moment

I bet the blood vessels are popping in his forehead and he grunting like a pig trying to squeeze one out.

Not at all mate. My regular balanced diet with a few beers here and there means my bowel movements are quite healthy.

Have you not got some rabbit food to be juicing?

I just seen a lad have four sausages and three fried eggs for his lunch in the canteen. #thatsgoodeating

Do you work for Kerry group?

No

[QUOTE=“The Selfish Giant, post: 1031889, member: 80”]mac is probably getting paranoid from all the caffeine and sugar in his body from the “fizzy pop” and mini rolls and will accuse the nutri brothers of becoming obsessive freaks

the big roaster[/QUOTE]
Its a mineral, not ‘fizzy pop’ ffs

it wasnt me who said it

Referring to 2014 as 2 14. As in our minister for finance does.

Ruthless Limerick efficency.

The man is helping save the country and some roaster is criticising him for it doing it in such an efficient manner. The Biffo cunt couldnt even speak english and there wasn’t a word said about him when delivering his Budget’s. What a shower of begrudging cunts we truly are.

Shame we didn’t start a thread back when Cowan was finance minister

To be fair, the man is the poster child for Roasters alright.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK8iSuBvMp4

Christ. He’s taken to posting clips from RTE’s legendary “hidden” camera shows. Badly rattled.

Huh? The OP is looking for a definition of a roaster- I’ve given him some.