I’m from a gang called Roasters wit Attitudes
Ah he’s sound alright.
I just thought of another one there. After a wedding one night it was reported that he pissed into the wardrobe of the hotel room he was in, he was so bollixed from drinking he didn’t know what he was at. That’s roaster behaviour too, i imagine.
[QUOTE=“Tess Tickle, post: 1036940, member: 2269”]Ah he’s sound alright.
I just thought of another one there. After a wedding one night it was reported that he pissed into the wardrobe of the hotel room he was in, he was so bollixed from drinking he didn’t know what he was at. That’s roaster behaviour too, i imagine.[/QUOTE]
If it was his own wedding hed be in the running for king of the roasters. He seems like an alright sort though, thinking that probably makes me a roaster.
[QUOTE=“Tess Tickle, post: 1036940, member: 2269”]Ah he’s sound alright.
I just thought of another one there. After a wedding one night it was reported that he pissed into the wardrobe of . the hotel room he was in, he was so bollixed from drinking he didn’t know what he was at. That’s roaster behaviour too, i imagine.[/QUOTE]
Sure haven’t we all pissed into a wardrobe after too much drink
[QUOTE=“Tess Tickle, post: 1036940, member: 2269”]Ah he’s sound alright.
I just thought of another one there. After a wedding one night it was reported that he pissed into the wardrobe of the hotel room he was in, he was so bollixed from drinking he didn’t know what he was at. That’s roaster behaviour too, i imagine.[/QUOTE]
Ah we’ve all done something like that with liquor on board. If pissing in a Wardrobe makes you a roaster then we’re all roasters.
[QUOTE=“Tess Tickle, post: 1036893, member: 2269”]Does my father qualify as a roaster?
He drinks milk with his dinner.
He doesn’t like anything outside of typcial roaster meals such as bacon and cabbage, lamb chops, roast beef, stews etc.
He wants to eat potatoe with his dinner every day, the mother introduced rice for a while but he complained about it.
He won’t try anything “spicy”.
He’s always buying ham.
During summer he will have a ‘farmer’s tan’.
He won’t bother with sun cream so can often be seen a bit burnt in summer.
He is afraid of flying.
He has left the country about three times in his life (under duress) and he is 60+ now.
Has no interest in travel, can’t get his head around why anyone would want to travel.
He would never get his hair cut if it was up to him, or maybe once a year.
He’s thrifty with money.
He went to an Agricultural college.
I took him to a nice, fancy Indian Restaurant one time and he ordered mild lamb chops with some potatoe side instead of rice.
He drinks a big glass of milk every night before going to bed, and drinks a few pints every night before it.
He played up as far as Junior B level in football as a corner back.
He played in goals in hurling.
There was a mouse in the attic one time and when putting the trap up there he saw the mouse and lunged and grabbed it.
That’s all i can think of off the top of my head.[/QUOTE]
Lock the thread.
[QUOTE=“Mullach Ide, post: 1036457, member: 141”]Incorrect use of has/have i.e. he have cancer, she have a fine hole on her.
The use of the phrase “fine hole on her”[/QUOTE]
Use of the phrase ‘got hurted’ instead of ‘got injured’.
The inability to pronounce the word hospital.
Usually “hop-sit-al” like a three year old clild would muster or something similar.
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Giving up “the drink” before “the Christmas”.
And letting everyone know about it.
I thought this only happened after Christmas or is it a roaster thing where they give up the drink before “the christmas”?
no, it’s for the month of November i thought
‘Doing November’.
This is not about growing a moustache but about what @balbec says above ‘Giving up the drink before the Christmas’.
This tradition comes from religion in relation to a time for reflection following All Saints and All Souls Day, and in advance of Christmas.
Which makes it all the more hard to understand as most of the people who ‘do November’ usually stand at the back of the Church at the weekend chatting about cattle prices in the mart.
[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 1037270, member: 24”]‘Doing November’.
This tradition comes from religion in relation to a time for reflection following All Saints and All Souls Day, and in advance of Christmas.
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Advent
We have tested and tasted too much, lover
Through a chink too wide comes in no wonder*
*iirc
Not in a while but most definitely.
Roasters often say “agin” instead of “against”.