Lot of builders on the road on a Sunday!
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Any stats for alcohol
38% of pedestrians killed on road have alcohol in system
These stats donât make good reading for the cyclists need to wear high vis clothing
Some good news for you comrade.
Our office is going green.
One of the ladies has been appointed to the keenly contested printer monitor role.
Sheâll have access to the printer reports to see whose ID cards are responsible for triggering the printer and killing so many trees.
She will have access to printing quantities per employee, per department, split of colour and standard printing etc.
A log will be created and records will be kept on a weekly and monthly basis to monitor usage and to allow for trend analysis over time.
She has also been given the authority to take people aside if she suspects theyâre recklessly using the printer to endanger the planet.
Nobody will be printing off summer holiday colour brochures or Argos catalogues without fearing a tap on their shoulder.
Great stuff mate
We have a green team in our office too , my proposal to turn the car park into a meadow hasnât been actioned as yet
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do people still use printers?
She should put up a league table of printer usage. Name and shame.
She should give me a shout.
Iâve recently overseen a process whereby we reduced print volumes by a staggering 43%.
Every 20,000 pages = 1 tree
A real measurable green action. As opposed to dressing in lycra and lying on a footpath.
Cheers pal. Iâll send letters to your office and home addresses to get your contact details. Just fill in one of the sheets and return to me in the self addressed envelope.
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Only when they are giving out about Clare GAA.
What did you do? Stick an âout of orderâ sign on it?
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Wearers of âGym and Coffeeâ hoodies
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I donât own one but thatâs a bit harsh. If one is being worn by a man wearing shorts casually out and about in the middle of November then fair enough.
I only ever see them at coffee shops, never at the gym
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Have they branched out into âLeague Matches + Porterâ attire yet?
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Iâve seen a lot of them, they have a shop in the crescent
Just look like normal warm hoodies, whatâs wrong with them?
Iâve never seen one in a gym.
You wouldnât be up to much in a gym if youâd a hoodie on
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Theyâre for wearing on the way to the gym and after the gym when you go for a coffee. Thatâs how they came up with the name.