Affairs

Or a very fertile imagination

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2013/jun/29/tom-shone-confessions-serial-shagger

You fucked up big time there. The Dunph was ready with the 2CV to drive you to France at a moments notice.

I’m not here to impress strangers on the internet pal, I’m giving the lad genuine advice…

I’m not here to impress strangers on the internet pal, I’m giving the lad genuine advice…

[quote=“Thrawneen, post: 795857, member: 129”]Ah stop Macintosh. We both know that if she mailed me today and told me to meet her under the Arc de Triomph tomorrow morning at 10am, I’d be there. And ten minutes early at that.[/quote]Ah jaysus. hit delete FFS.

[quote=“caoimhaoin, post: 795800, member: 273”]You’ll never be happy these with another woman till you are happy with yourself.

I’d suggest being single for a while and pursuing something you wanted to do for a long time. Save to go somewhere, get fit, climb a mountain, do another degree or whatever the fuck. But get single and bring yourself to the next level. You’ll make better relationship decisions then.

You are very clearly depressed.[/quote]

Apparently you need to get a dog thraw…

To round things off nicely I had my mid-year PMDS review this morning which ended in rank dischord and me promising to do all in my power to transfer away from my manager. Christ almighty. Women.

Man, I’m fixing to grab a hold my guitar and head out on the road, away from all of this shit.

[quote=“Thrawneen, post: 795999, member: 129”]
Man, I’m fixing to grab a hold my guitar and head out on the road, away from all of this shit.[/quote]

Think I’ll pack it in. Buy a pick-up. Take me down to LA.

[quote=“Thrawneen, post: 795999, member: 129”]
Man, I’m fixing to grab a hold my guitar and head out on the road, away from all of this shit.[/quote]

Ya man, you should hit the road. Head to place like Tullow and Portarlington, live the dream.

How could you leave out Abbeyleix?

Athy on a rainy August day…aah bliss…

The woman I’m thinking of, she loved me all up…

but I’m so down today.

Yup.

[quote=“ChocolateMice, post: 795861, member: 168”] I reckon I fucked over 200 women between 2007 and 2011 and I’m not even in contact with one of them now
.[/quote]

:rolleyes: would it ever occur to your arrogant pea brain that maybe a lot of them only wanted a jump aswell??..a lot Irish lads are so clueless… they think birds don’t like a bit of stray too…its hilarious…but totally clueless…

Ah Scum, we all know Irish birds don’t like a bit of strange.

I admire ChocolateMice greatly, and I’m so pleased with his mentoring of my good pal, Bandage, but some of his comments on this thread in the last few days have been very wide of the mark, altogether.

If anyone else had claimed he banged 200 women I would be thinking jackanory.

But it’s ChocolateMice

sometimes people beat themselves up about things because they are looking at the situation through how they’d feel…but I truly believe if you live your life a certain way in a certain environment you’ll meet similar people…like if you are going out on the piss chasing women and getting regular jumps, I would be pretty sure those girls are looking for the same thing too…the majority of women can suss out pretty quick what a guy is after when they chat in a bar or wherever…and if it suits them then its off to the boneyard but if it doesn’t they’ll give you the road…Irish society lets men be more upfront about their intentions and brag about it more than a woman can…but it doesn’t mean they both don’t have same intentions…

He has become very difficult and prickly lately-I’m not sure what the problem is but hopefully we will have the old ChocolateMice that we all know and love back soon.

Women are sluts.

Can we at least all agree with that?