AFL 2024

Goals to Sam Draper and Peter Wright. Essendon making their move. 58-52. Collingwood are there for the taking.

The Collingwood bench holds up a big cardboard sign with an illustration of a play station control pad with a smiley face and a football on it.

It means “control the footy”.

Darcy Moore proceeds to kick the ball out of his own goal square straight to Essendon’s Nate Caddy.

The Collingwood eat you without salt bogan women barrackers are visibly shouting “facking hell” in the stands. Essendon with six of the last seven goals to lead 72-55 at the end of Q3.

Peter Wright with the fatal snakebite on the Magpies. 92-61 with 12 minutes left.

See the Bombers fly up, up!

“The worst Collingwood pressure performance in the entirety of Craig McRae’s tenure.”

The Gold Coast Suns’ invincibility at home and calamitousness away is very funny. It’s almost like they’re trying to live up to the stereotype of a plastic club from a plastic place.

8 home wins and 8 away defeats now after losing 87-83 to no longer bottom of the ladder North Melbourne at the Telstra Dome.

North Melbourne coach Alastair Clarkson was laughing at the siren.

Hawthorn’s charge is over - they’ve been smashed by Geelong who go back into the top four for now.

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Carlton got off to a 39 point lead away to GWS. GWS now lead by 30 :astonished:

GWS were flag favourites pre-season. This could suddenly kick start them after months of mediocrity.

Isaac Heeney has just lost the Brownlow.

Unexpected epic at Marvel Stadium. St. Kilda have come from 30 points down to lead the Sydney Swans with 10 minutes left and Isaac Heeney is in TROUBLE. Saints fans going baloobas.

Swans’ premiership credentials coming under serious scrutiny.

Papley shoots to put Sydney in front with four minutes left and misses everything! 84-81


Logan McDonald just like last week misses a shot to win it!

The leaders lose for the second week in a row.

Epic scenes.

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Adam Simpson sacked by the West Coast Eagles.

He had to go

Collingwood’s season on the line against a revitalised Geelong this morning.

2022 Premiers v 2023 Premiers.

Cats goal after 17 seconds.

And now it’s 12-0 after 41 seconds.

And now it’s 18-0 after 110 seconds.

Pies Pies Pies

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What a start to the game

Jezza Cameron is ON IT. Three goals now for the superstar forward.

Cats lead 55-45 three minutes into the third quarter.

Jordan De Goey responds with a set shot arrow.


Couldn’t call this one.

Wallabies legend Tim Horan in attendance, he doesn’t a look a day older than when he was playing.

Collingwood are so subdued. Team and supporters. They look like a team who wants to go back to bed.

They’re 19 points down with 7 minutes left and they’re done. Forget Tipperary - Collingwood haven’t done two in a row since 1936 and they’ll not be doing it this year either.

The doggies putting a dent into Carltons top 4 ambitions

Curnow and Cripps with quick goals.

All set up for a grandstand finish now.

93-82 to Footscray with 13 mins left.

Doggies have it. Frantic last quarter. That’s a savage win for them. They’re one of those teams, like GWS and Brisbane, who have the quality to put a late run together this season.

Every time Carlton have Marc Pittonet in the team they lose.

What. A. Tune.

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geelong signing some bogball superstar?