All Hail John Delaney

Hooch.

He’s crazy.

It’s already been referred to the ODCE.

lolzers

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Ewan reviewing accounts :smile: he’s some bluffer. His fearless investigative schtik is just a thin cover for all the hatred and bitterness in his heart.

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Ewan living the dream in Belo Horizonte.

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Fantastic statement.

Ewan could have made it big in the Docklands in PWC or Accenture cc @Bandage

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I can picture him reading the 29-page set of annual accounts over and over again trying to find the smoking gun.

I’m interested to know what Ewan’s opinion on the impact of the transition to FRS 102 on the FAI’s accounts. Also hope he gives a run down on whether he thinks they should voluntarily elect to move up to IFRS so there can be increased disclosures.

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He’s a bit behind the curve on this. He must have only got delivery of the below to Belo Horizonte today. Maybe Amazon Brazil’s supply chains aren’t as efficient as elsewhere?

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That book was written by a car park attendant FFS.

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An equivalently tedious job.

Better than being homeless.

With all the mental issues homeless people have, they don’t even they’re homeless. Lucky bastards

John Delaney is coming to Askeaton this weekend to name a pitch in honour of one of his cronies. Is it not a bit unusual to name a pitch after someone who is still alive ?

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You could make a few Bob selling tennis balls kid

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He’s wasting his time banging on about “against corporate governance” whatever he even means by that.

Take out the Companies Act, @Ewan. Have a read through the requirements for financial statements in that. If they’ve missed something you might have them on something.

Not complying with corporate governance best practice, whilst not best practice, is not an offence.

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Sweep sweep