Came home in the horrors last night. The missus threatened to kick me out.
Tell us about it Fagan.
Got it a couple of months ago. Don’t know what all the fuss is about.
Have a Swallows nest at the front of the house.
Problem is, whenever I head out the front of the house I have 4 or 5 of the cunts acting agressively flying right down at a my head. I presume they have young fledging or are they normally that territorial?
Can’t whip the nest down now.
50 years bad luck
They feed on flies on the wing, so check your hair
Head out the back of the house instead
He could send the wife out first to distract them and then slip out himself …
Not worried about myself, it’s the small kids who’ll be here over the weekend.
Your hair looks like a nest.
Give them a stern talking to.
Kill the dirty disease ridden bastards. Hit them on the double with a hurl the next time they go near you. Don’t mind this bollox of bad luck. They’ll have your house covered in shit for the summer and do other dumb stuff like attacking the car mirror.
I’m not getting this mate?
@carryharry leave the fucking birds alone, ive yet to hear of a swallow attacking a child.
We have a robin who’s started coming into our house, stood on the kitchen table the other day, well able to make his way back out thank God.
Should be attacking!
They spot their own reflection in the mirror and attack it, scratching and covering the side of your car in shit.
Ah right, well hopefully they’ll use their energy to attack @carryharry instead.