Angry Birds

[Julio_Geordio]

Jesus Christ mate get a priest in stat. A robin in the house is woeful bad luck

[KinvarasPassion]

@carryharry

Problem is, whenever I head out the front of the house I have 4 or 5 of the cunts acting agressively flying right down at a my head.

Have you tried rising the front loader and driving the tractor repeatedly against the gable of the house?

[backinatracksuit]

@Julio_Geordio

Jesus Christ mate get a priest in stat. A robin in the house is woeful bad luck

Shit, it’s true too

[flattythehurdler]

Just move.

[carryharry]

[carryharry]

I can’t even smoke a joint in peace without the cunts bomber diving me, the cunts.

[myboyblue]

@carryharry

Have a Swallows nest at the front of the house.

Problem is, whenever I head out the front of the house I have 4 or 5 of the cunts acting agressively flying right down at a my head. I presume they have young fledging or are they normally that territorial?

Can’t whip the nest down now.

Take it down, what harm?

[Fagan_ODowd]

https://m.independent.ie/world-news/north-america/worlds-deadliest-bird-kills-owner-after-fall-38013171.html

[Watchyourtoes]

@Fagan_ODowd

https://m.independent.ie/world-news/north-america/worlds-deadliest-bird-kills-owner-after-fall-38013171.html

So it begins.

[Corksfinedtboy]

Now that the cops nabbed the monkey in Dublin guess what our druggie gangs next pets going to be

[glenshane]

Are you just in from the pub?

[Corksfinedtboy]

Na don’t drink,maybe I should go back to it? with the fucking week I’ve had

[glenshane]

You should. Where would tiger woods be if he’d stayed sober

[Corksfinedtboy]

Rory needs to be boozed up badly so