Annoying Office Jargon - Part III


#963

Either are a great idea just not in the 12-1.30 window.


#964

@Bandage

Beauty of a comment on linkedin this evening words of encouragement to a fella who’s rebranded his business…both irish

**I wish you every success … just to say … indeed it can appear to be a bit of a dark art and yes its a mountain that needs to be climbed but your just the guy, company and product to do it given a value exchange focus. If your organically growth hacking your way to the top … it takes time and a wide analytical view of your conversion funnel which based on experience takes 6 to 8 weeks just to begin to move the needle in the right direction. **

If your buying your way in, the digital marketing strategy becomes even more critical if any buy-in is to be sustainable. A dual approach of slow organic growth to build momentum before kicking off a paid approach I believe forms an important ingredient in baking in longer term sustainable success.


#965

Jesus wept


#966

What did the guy do before he opened a bakery?


#967

Lock the thread


#968

“We need to preform a tops to tails review…”


#969

Urgent Help needed
We have just been asked to describe in 3 words “the culture i want to see in our team”. 4 pm deadline. This is my chance to impress, don’t let me down.


#970

Big Huge Tits


#971

Focus please, this has the potential to be a game changer for my flagging career.


#972

Unity of purpose
Clarity of focus
Strive for perfection
Learn from mistakes

Or

Clear the deadwood
Phone it in
Waiting for redundancy
Doing just enough


#973

Dog eat dog.


#974

#kill your granny


#975

Do it yourself u lazy pup, i don’t have time. Brainstorming like a mofo here.


#976

Learn Respect Win


#977

Black
Lives
Matter


#978

Would you? Would you be willing to kill your granny?


#979

Update : doesn’t have to be a sentence or slogan, 3 individual words will suffice. I’m thinking “Dynamic, innovative, flexible”. The excitement !!!..
Am getting no work done, this must be the what senior managers get to experience every day, I want in.


#980

For a promotion? Who wouldn’t?


#981

Dynamic Innovative Flexible


#982

#DrainTheSwamp