Annoying Office Jargon - Part III


#1004

Is @caoimhaoin really the regional motor tax manager for Munster?


#1005

They are not drinking the Kool-Aid


#1006

This is the basics johnny. You must be very junior.


#1007

It’s the 3pm slump


#1008

Whats the biggest deal you ever worked on and what was your contribution besides your hilarious sense of humour?


#1009

What’s the biggest hat you ever shat in?


#1010

I think I was talking to you in the charities section today.


#1011

Typical expected response really. Let me field that question for you and you can tell me am I hot or cold. Was it when travellers bought you out of your rancid hovel in Rathkeale and you had to move to the murky backwaters of Killmallock? Dont be too bitter when they drive past you in their 4x4’s and you wonder what you did with your life. And if they do secret Santa in the corner shop where you work drop a few subtle hints for one of these and if that doesn’t work substitute the ball for your tiny cock.


#1012

Ooooft!!


#1013

Simply outstanding post. Bound to get to the magic ten.
Back on topic, I overheard a lad in the week saying it was his task “to construct a picture board” for the next meeting. Given the shite he was spouting, I don’t think he’s a carpenter.


#1014

Pitstop is so very 15/16

We’re now doing circles. As in:
Can we do a quick circle on what we need to get in terms for this sell


#1015

2017 is all about supercharging things guys


#1016

Took part in a thought shower today


#1017

Did you ever have to kill a puppy?


#1018

You strike me as a great thought leader.


#1019

I punch puppies everyday.


#1020

Makes a change from the golden showers I suppose.


#1021

I am more of an influenceer


#1022

:unamused:


#1023

FAO @TheUlteriorMotive