Annoying Office Jargon - Part III


#1024

Looks unreal


#1025

Who better to mine 80’s pop culture than the game changer himself.


#1026

#1027

Bandwidth.

“we need more bandwidth within the timeline without sacrificing output”


#1028

From inboxing to thought showers: how business bullshit took over


#1029

I’ve just read something which mentioned a company founder “bootstrapping his business”.

Should I know what this means?


#1030

I’ve just googled the above mentioned wanky term and it’s something I should have been familiar with. Damn you, work jargon.


#1031

Pulled himself up by his bootstraps. A gravity defying feat


#1032

You essentially bootstrapped the learning process w.r.t. bootstrapping there.


#1033

The Happy Path :thinking:

‘‘Lets take this on the Happy Path and work from there’’


#1034

Of course you should being a bidnessman


#1035

Having intentionality


#1036

As in have you any intentionality of getting a job?


#1037

No, looking for a job with intentionality


#1038

Deep dive


#1039

Playbook.
We are not kicking for touch anymore lads we are using our extensive playbook.


#1040

My boss told me today that he was going to “push my shit in” at the Xmas party tomorrow night. That’s a new one for me.


#1041

Mate, I think you’re gonna get very lucky tomorrow night. Maybe get a bleaching done in advance.


#1042

He must know you’re a rugby football fan.


#1043