Annoying Office Jargon - Part III

It’s a simple two for me I hate in office meetings.

Someone starting every sentence with
“Going forward….”

Also the use of the word ‘aggressive’

“We’re gonna have be really aggressive tackling….” such & such a situation is another one does my head in.

TFK is a world leader in being aggressive in tackling things.

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I’ve just been sent a profile of a guys who’s top “core competency” is that he is an “agile scrum master”.

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@KinvarasPassion?

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Radical candour.

I don’t see a problem here. It a serious role.

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The anti-rubby brigade won’t like that.

A good scrum master is like gold dust.

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Alot of scrum masters at the top of their game would be managing multiple projects. Dealing with those useless cunts in India in the mornings and listening to the yanks bullshit in the afternoon/evening.

Once upon a time you’d have a few days to get the house in order between releases but these days with continuous deployment model it’s become a fucking treadmill.

A good scrum master is senior management material.

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Awful term, heard it mentioned last weekend in the pub by a gobshite.

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“We need to walk through the rain and avoid the raindrops…”

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"you guys will be here presenting on a daily basis but you may need upper level in here for air support if we cant keep to the schedule and questions are asked… "

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Hopefully air support doesn’t lead to friendly fire

Why does everything you do end up in war breaking out?

Data is the oil of the future

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Account executives. Digital executives.

Digitalists.

I worked with a guy who was a Human Experience Strategist…

you worked, he was employed by the same company you worked for.