Lady alien to astronaut: ‘And what kind of creature are you?’
Astronaut: ‘I’m just a man’
Lady alien (puzzled): ‘A man?’
General Zod to President: ‘Kneel before me’
President: ‘I’ll kneel before you if it will save lives’
Zod: ‘Oh it will - starting with your own!’
President: ‘Oh God’
Zod: ‘No, Z-o-d’
Lex Luther to Zod: ‘You guys really need me. I can lead you to Superman. Without me you’re nothing’
Zod: ‘Why do you say these things when you know I will kill you for it?’
In memory of a legend, the late John Hughes’ Uncle Buck, wonderfully played out by the late John Candy and Macauley Culkin
Miles: Where do you live?
Buck: In the city.
Miles: You have a house?
Buck: Apartment.
Miles: Own or rent?
Buck: Rent.
Miles: What do you do for a living?
Buck: Lots of things.
Miles: Where’s your office?
Buck: I don’t have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: I don’t need one.
Miles: Where’s your wife?
Buck: Don’t have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: It’s a long story.
Miles: You have kids?
Buck: No I don’t.
Miles: How come?
Buck: It’s an even longer story.
Miles: Are you my Dad’s brother?
Buck: What’s your record for consecutive questions asked?
Miles: 38.
Buck: I’m your Dad’s brother alright.
Miles: You have much more hair in your nose than my Dad.
Buck: How nice of you to notice.
Miles: I’m a kid - that’s my job.
