🥺 Anyone ever been raped by a woman?

Fuckin near escape so,
Let’s be careful out there
FFS I never everrrr heard of a man being forced to have sex by a woman

I appreciate your scepticism. I was referring to an entire beach volleyball team of them though. They gave me an awful going over.

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Have you ever been digitally penetrated by a woman without consent? It’s very confusing, the first time.

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Would smuggling stuff into prisons for inmates count? Cc @Corksfinedtboy

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Did she ask you to smell her finger afterwards?

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Ah lads!

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Stonecold is famous on the internet now after Ewan’s tweet… He can say what he wants.

1 in 5 respondents to a survey is not that same as 1 in 5 women in the country. They’ve been caught out publishing this horseshit before.

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I doubt that’ll happen as I’m abstaining from both bevy and women last 11 years

Dunno does it?

Simon has been proven to have a poor grasp of numbers and their meaning in the past.

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Simple Simon says