Are you all set for The Christmas

The cloves are a lovely subtle addition

i hope it doesn’t eat you, bud

I made it, by God I made

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:eek:

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Oops

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That one image has ruined a lot of reputations on here.
What type of fucking yuppie fannys are ye ?
Booking an area of a pub ? Ffs.
I’m not surprised that you were part of it. I’m not surprised that @Bandage has distanced himself from it.

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judging by the size @Bandage has gone, it looks like he requires his own area

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It’s probably the standard for Privately educated lower middle class pretend IRA men.

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Leave @Bandage alone. A lot of fellas pile on a few pounds when they settle down with a girliefriend.
Did you know that he now has a girlfriend?

she must be filling him right up with grub

I’d say it was a right laugh, a few pints of heinekin in the 51 and back to rocko’s to get the hurleys and celtic jerseys out and re-enact the shootout scene from the devils own, fighting amongst themselves to decide who plays Frankie :joy:

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What’s the plan for tonight buddy ?
What time will ye kick off the meal. A mate of mine is married to a polish girl and it’s a bit of a culture clash every year, she wants to let Santa arrive before bed on the night.
He’s a rampant traditionalist and refuses and waits till the morning. Neither of them will give in.
The kids come out of it very well, he does Santa in the morning, she does it the night before.
Kids are winning big time.

Lots of “chucky our law” no doubt

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I have stuck religiously to the idea of presents in the morning. Never compromised. How can the presents just materialise in the evening with everyone about? We’ll kick off after five. By rights you should start when you see the first star in the sky. Full Irish then tomorrow. I need to make the stuffing this morning. Almost out of Baileys as well so must head to the shop.

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I’d say they drink fuckall

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wolfe tones cd in the backround to get them all riled up

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They all joined in for “four green fields”.

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I forgot to ask them about how the presents appear.
They’re a gas couple, never an issue between them,until every Christmas Eve. He drinks fuck out of it and she collects us all and taxis us all home to our doors, I’ll ask him later how the gifts appear if the kids are still awake.

It’s supposed to be a fast day here. No drink. Supposedly anyway.

swapping stories about the time @anon98850436 got oppressed by a Scottish policeman at a Celtic match

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