sit down and have a cup of tea and a sandwich and watch a film for the evening for yourself, Christmas is not all about drinking bottles of whiskey
Dominum
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I just washed the van. There was a fierce queue for the drive in one but No-one for the power hose one. All went well until Juhy junior got his hands on the power hose and let loose on me and the fella putting air in his Tyres beside us
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Belter of a post. 
I do about 8k a month so the BIK is minimal
res ipsa loquitur
Could have a passat if I wanted it but don’t need that size tbh
Wingardium leviosum
I would like to wish the answer phones of all my family a very Merry Christmas.
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Wtf? 2000km a week? Your back must be in absolute pieces.
Absolutely in bits some evenings
Just getting the car washed here, a lovely little tradition of mine
Trying to stay ahead of forensics pal?
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I’d say try keep it between the ditches tonight mate but it’d be better off for humanity if you just take yourself out over a ditch during the holidays. It’s murderous drink driving cunts like you who ruin Christmas for many families around the country.
Best wishes.
Ooooft
Some lovely exchanges here. Happy Christmas lads
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