I’m off to Dunnes now guys
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Nice knowing you…
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I went yesterday evening. Absolute carnage and fuck all left on the shelves.
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The fancy Dunnes or Douglas court?
Douglas
We’ve got the kids a 14ft trampoline from the big man, the wife wants it fully assembled and placed in the garden for when they wake up Christmas morning, how I may ask 
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Santy is a great man, isn’t he
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Probably not as demanding as other santy gifts but it’s outdoors 
I assume the hook yoke is in the box, make sure it is or that you have one
Keep the curtains closed the next 2 days?
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Yikes, God speed.
A cunt of a job in daylight at the height of summer
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A few lads around here could give sage advice on that .
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Time to reign that wan in I’m afraid.
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brilliant 
Ah stop. Putting together a trampoline is an absolutely horrible task. It would be sheer insanity to try take it on in the dark on christmas eve.
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Anyway, if Santa is at anything he’ll be doing the underground one
I spent 4 hours making a dolls house one year,
I can do a trampoline in less than an hour, although ours is only ten feet and I’ve done it many times
Ham is getting its first soak now.
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Looking unlikely it’ll be cancelled at this rate. I must attack the Loop tonight.