Ask The Runt about cooking

Think i will chance an omelette some night later in the week, have decided to use some of my favourite toppings - mushrooms, cheese, red onion, chorizo and possibly salami. Thatā€™ll do for starters. How many eggs do you need for a one person omelette? Half a dozen?

2 should be fine-

:lol: Half a dozen XL ones mate-8 or 9 if they are just large.

I use 3 eggs.
No milk.

I think we need to move away from the topic of omelettes here. I donā€™t really like them

+1.

Tasteless enough

You probably boil them

Muldoons and food are a bad combination. Stick a fucking feedbag full of shit around their necks and theyā€™d be happy.

Peasant food really. A couple of eggs, milk (or not) with a few scraps thrown in on top of them and fried up in the pan.

Meh

Incorrect.

I donā€™t mind them but having to ask anyone how to make one is just fuckin retarded.

Correct.

Seconded

Woah there.
Who are ye to be proposing and seconding anything in my thread???

Looks like Fran is seething at the fact CM has been made sous-chef on this thread.

:clap:

Iā€™ll do my best here while Runt is away but his word really is final.

Fran is cleaning house here

Quiet you, you have your own egg issues that need taking care of.

He may as well clean the house cause he wonā€™t be doing the cooking :guns: :guns:

Runt, there are artichokes growing in my garden. How should I cook them?

Iā€™ve only had them once, and that was in a restaurant, where they seemed to have been cut in half & grilled then covered with garlic butter. They were pretty tasty.