Ating a dog

Actually that’s a bit too agreeable for tfk. I should get two dogs. Just to prove a point on the internet.

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I can put you in touch with someone who can tell you what is involved and advice etc

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Get a greyhound that hasn’t lived up to training standards.

Love long walks, good with kids, shed very little hair and they won’t be put out living outside once in good conditions.

Save one of those to fuck

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Monster Inc.

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Are Corgis a good pet? Beautiful breed

people are cunts

They are two lovely dogs.

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Brother over for dinner with his bird. Dog was manic all evening, going mad at something outside. As the brother leaves, dog bolts out the door into the darkness, taking off after a fox or something.

Long long night looking for her, no sign. 4am give up the looking, try in vain for sleep. Back out looking again. WhatsApp groups, Facebook groups etc in the area, guards to keep eye out etc.

1pm said we go again. Find her trapped down the side of construction site. Had she barked once we’d have found her last night in the dark.

The fucking relief is palpable.

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What’s she like?

Lovely

Poor fuckers were guilt ridden thinking they were at fault.

Would you?

You miss the part where I said it was my brother’s bird?

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So that’s a yes then…

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All depends which brother I suppose…

In that case i suppose she’s entitled to have a say also?

So you’d box the head off your brother but you wouldn’t his girl?

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Which part of that is difficult to comprehend?

A story to warm the heart of the board.

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