Attagirl

On an aircraft yesterday beside an obese lady from the United States. She was moaning the whole way home about the temperature in Ireland - we hadn’t got there yet but she was still dreading it.

Anyway at the start of the flight she was moaning about having to put her bag on the shelf above her head. She wasn’t particularly short or anything, she just lacked the basic aerobic enthusiasm required to lift her hands above mouth-height. Anyway she managed it after a few efforts and sat down again and moaned about how difficult the procedure was. Silly compatriot of hers sitting in front of me heard all the moaning and turned around to offer assistance with any other bags.

Large lady replied: “No thank you. I managed it myself. Two bags I put up there.”
Lady in front: “Attagirl. We’re proud of you.”

Proud of her? Silly cow only put a bag on her shelf and people are dishing out praise to her. God help us all if that’s the mark of achievement.

Is she like "always have a KFC bucket at hand " fat? Those people disgust me.