Auld birds you would shag (Aka The Liz Hurley thread) 🐐

Lawson

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She’s a crazy bitch

She’s a fat psychotic mess.

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Well it’s a good job this isn’t the Auld birds you would like to spend the rest of your intimate years with thread.

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Agreed but she’d be mighty craic on a powder session.

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Powder session :rollseyes:

That’s cringeworthy.

She’s a divil for the talc alright.

Hurley, 52

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Liz Hurley, she’s a 52 year old woman and oh yes, I would :heart_eyes:

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Liz’d put a horn on a snowman.

That’s a fabulous looking garden in the background.

Liz uses Roundup twice a year.

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To quote … What garden? I did not see a garden

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She is very proud of them boobs and rightly so .

I wouldn’t mind rounding up Liz twice a year.

Michelle Obama, 53. Some figure :heart_eyes:

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You sicko

Yummy

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A lovely big old hole on her.

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I love if she sat on my face

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