Auld birds you would shag (Aka The Liz Hurley thread) 🐐

[Brimmer_Bradley]

There’s something about Marion.

[flattythehurdler]

That’s cellulite

[Massey]

You’re a sick fuck,even for a Tipperary man

[iron_mike]

Bressie has caused havoc down there

[Brimmer_Bradley]

She has the head of a one that wouldn’t spare the wooden spoon in bed.

[Brimmer_Bradley]

Here’s a better one. You can see the look in her eyes

[anon26343222]

130 years between em

[anon78624367]

which of them is 180

[Ashman]

Mary was wearing limerick colours at the cork game . She is an alright sort .

[ahhfeckit]

why is that bitch always squinting…does she need glasses?

[anon26343222]

Old age I guess, are we here to discuss an old ladies eye sight or what?

[Peejaymc]

Fine looking women

[ahhfeckit]

i’d guess its the plastic surgery…she’s been squinting for the past 50 years

[cowpat]

From the chin up grand, from the chin down, skin like a man’s ballbeg.

[tazdedub]

Sick fucks. Nearly puked up my lunch there.

[backinatracksuit]

Ah mate, Celia has famously had no work done

@Ashman

Mary was wearing limerick colours at the cork game . She is an alright sort .

Are the two statements linked?

[Horsebox]

@tazdedub

Sick fucks. Nearly puked up my lunch there.

Absolutely deviant carry on.

[anon78624367]

I’d say there isn’t a man here would keep it pucked out to either of them

[iron_mike]

@anon78624367

I’d say there isn’t a man here would keep it pucked out to either of them

I’d say you wouldn’t need hawkeye either. The gap between the two posts is that wide , you’d want to be blind as a bat to miss

[farmerinthecity]

@iron_mike

I’d say you wouldn’t need hawkeye either.

Roaster alert.

Not that there is anything wrong with that by the way!