Auld birds you would shag


#3088

Photoshop sadly


#3089

no photo shop here though


#3090

I’ll print that off and leave it under the wifes pillow Fagan


#3091

The trampy one from Birds of a feather??


#3092

Bang on,Dorian


#3093

You dirty dog.


#3094

Id consider donating my right bollox for a lash of that


#3095

I’m on a dry spell,5 years


#3096

Less of the trampy,lady from her toes down


#3097

That’s not a dry spell. You’re a born again virgin.


#3098

Yeah just concentrating on bringing up my kid,no booze ,gave up that and women same time, better off I’d say,too much hassle


#3099

You sound like you know what you’re doing. I’d say it’s important not to sacrifice too much of yourself though - when the kid’s 18 he/she will head on.
At least that’s the warning I was given.


#3100

He’s kept me on the straight n narrow,16 soon,and I’m too old for all that other stuff,and a bit too selfish aswell,he goes to mammy 2 nights,and I enjoy getting the TV back then


#3101

You’ve done well. Not easy


#3102

Some sage advice here lads…


#3103

So far so good,won’t go back bevying though,smallie has me still playing football with him,he thinks I’m 30 I’d say, turning 60 in a few months, walking, hiking,TV, church,how bad


#3104

5 years? Not easy. How do you relieve the Pressure valve?


#3105

Big right :raised_hand:


#3106

Sex is grand. But it’s hard to bate the real thing


#3107

That’s no use tbh, you’d feel half stupid once the juice jumps from the nozzle.

When I’d a dry spell going I’d go mad exercising or alternatively chasing online dating sites.