Pfft, horseback is for pussies
His flag bearers will pay homage to Lenin, Stalin and Jude Law.
He’ll be sleeping with the fishes soon, rather than getting his sexual kicks from them.*
*I’m already aware dolphins are mammals, not fish, so don’t bother correcting me.
Nothing would unite the Ukraine and Russia more than fighting an invasion from the Aussies. 
I read a well written article a while back which suggested that Putin is probably the richest man in the world.
Murray, sexton, out to dorcy on the overlap. ooh ball doesn’t go to hand. Referee deems it to have gone forward off the Irish centre and the Russians will have the Putin just outside the Irish 22.
That is the worst post I’ve ever read in my life.
Christ
Tabby, you fucking wanker. Get out of here…
Sorry ill Putin a bit more effort next time you thorough cunt