Bandage and Farmer In Massive Bust Up In Eddie Rockets

I take exception to his comments tonight.

In fact I’m fooking disgusted.

Cheek of the prick. >:)

Come back to me when you’ve contributed 6.3% of what I have to our league position. >:D >:) >:D

Cooooont. >:) >:) >:) >:) >:) >:D >:)

Uh oh.

Dangers of drunken posting. This is how Brendan Burgess nearly put Mason Financial Services out of business.

Internal squabbling is not a good sign after a bad defeat. Management might need to hold a clear-the-air meeting.

Or sell one of you to Newcastle.

I received two text messages from Bandage last night and two from Farmer this morning. I won’t be going into the detail but there’s a great degree of animosity between the pair. This club needs to weed out the trouble makers and I won’t be influenced by name or reputation in sorting out the mess.

This wasn’t drunken posting.

It was seething with anger posting.

Presume the dispute centred around the much coveted goalkeeping position?

Also, how do you spell ‘coveted’? One or two t’s?

One t Fats.

Rule of thumb: if it’s a one syllable word and that word ends in a consonant preceded by a single vowel (i.e. ending is CVC) then the last letter is doubled before a suffix beginning with a vowel (e.g. bed = bedding; bar = barred etc.)

It it’s a two syllable word then only double the consonant at the end if the stress in pronunciation is on the second syllable.

e.g. covet = coveted, butcher = butchered
but refer = referral, occur = occurring

That clears it up, thanks. You freaking nerd.

So was the dispute over being keeper yeah?

In fairness, Bandage has been excellent, so don’t know what criticisms Farmer could have been making. Would have thought the low goals would favour Bandage too.

There was certainly a debate over the goalkeeping position. I believe Bandage was accused of over-dramatics in some of his saves when Farmer claimed he’s the better shot stopper he just doesn’t seek acclaim.

Court reporter recording of conversation last night:

Farmer: You were at fault for all 6 goals the other night.
Bandage: All 6?
Farmer: Yes. All 6.
Bandage: All 6?
Farmer: Yes.
Bandage: More like 1.
Farmer: No - all 6.
Bandage: You’re deluded.
Farmer: And what pisses me off most is in the 2nd half you made all those flamboyant and showboating saves to try hide the fact you were at fault for all 6 goals.
Bandage: Now you’re talking complete bollox. If having to dive full stretch to keep the fooking ball out of the goal is over the top and doesn’t meet with your approval then I apologise. Should I have let the ball go in and avoided the hassle of diving?
Farmer: Just make the saves and get on with it instead of making a big issue out of it.
Bandage: Eh, that’s what I did. You’re the one bringing it up.
Farmer: All I’m saying is we wouldn’t have lost the other night if I was in goal.
Bandage: Are you actually serious?
Farmer: Deadly.
Bandage: Thought you were messing but you actually are serious, yeah?
Farmer: Of course I am. It’s starting to piss me off that you’re only in goal 'cos you and Rocko are in cahoots.
Bandage: Get a grip Farmer.
Farmer: No, I’m serious.
Bandage: Take a look at our goals against for fook sake. It’s the best in the League.
Farmer: That’s not because you’re 'keeper.
Bandage: Bit of a coincidence then obviously.
Farmer: Yeah. And you’ve cost us way more points than you’ve earned for us.
Bandage: Fook off.
Farmer: It’s true.
Bandage: You’re getting more deluded by the minute. You clown.

Pints, late nights, fast food restaurants-it says it all about the state of the team. Where was briantinnion fri night? In the gym from 7-8.30pm, home for a low carb-high protein meal and then on to my country retreat for some R and R. If my team mates keep this kind of behaviour up I’ll seriously consider a move to aggers.

Everyone knows Jonathon Woodgate and Lee Bowyers exploits on that night out in the Majestic nightclub were the beginning of the end for that Leeds team-I hope it’s not the same for TFK.

I’m not sure this team can be salvaged from its current ruinous state and this comes even after I watched Remember The Titans on RTE2 earlier.

All along I was hoping that they’d just nipped out for a late night Eddie Rockets and that there was no alcohol involved. However it seems that pints were indeed part of the night and it saddens me to think that sort of thing is going on in this day and age with sportsmen of this calibre. When Fats and Smelly suffered the suspension I thought the message was clear for everyone. Some lads seem to think it’s fine to have a few beers and a kebab at the weekends if we’ve no game. I just can’t understand it.

No hustle either Skip.

I fear a similar suspension now.

But rocko you’ve invited this indiscipline by announcing your resignation in advance.

Have you learned nothing from Sir Alex Ferguson back in 2003?

I’d hate to see you become a lame-duck manager.

That’s quite an impressive recollection of the conversation

Anyway - fook you

I should play in goal, id probably fill the thing just by sitting in it, theres where the kebabs and hints come in handy :o

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