Bandage, a portly Wexican, is a founding member and administrator of TFK and sole adjudicator on the Celeb Spotting Thread following a poll run by Tipptops in November of 09.
Bandage finished second to [wiki]The Puke[/wiki] in September’s [wiki]IOTM[/wiki] (Idiot of the Month) contest.
Well regarded as a technological whizz kid who managed to fix Rockos broken MP3 player.
Bandage also managed to get lodged between seats at the wedding of forum member [wiki]Appendage[/wiki].
Bandage also made a mess of creating farmerinthecity’s wiki profile but subsquently deleted the thread before anyone could comment on it.
A former Man City fan, Bandage claims to be a die hard Celtic fan but in all his years following Celtic he has never seen them play an SPL game that wasnt a Rangers game
Bandage can usually be found slurping drinks outside the womens jacks in Coppers with fellow forum members cesc4 and Jugs
[wiki]Bandage’s sister[/wiki] is also commonly referred to on the forum for the following reasons; she has smaller breasts than Bandage, she is fit and gamey and she stalks forum dish farmerinthecity.
Bandage is also a spoofer when it comes to hurling and he displayed his ignorance on this matter by maintaining that Tom Feeney was a far superior full back/hurler that the legendary Clare full back Brian Lohan
Bandage has a freakishly small penis and smells of wet cabbage dipped in urine
When Bandage was confronted by Shan, Flano and Ball Ox during Wrestlemania weekend he bottled it by leaving the restaurant that both parties were dining at. His failed slit the throat reference didnt go unnoticed by Ball Ox.
Bandage is an internet lightweight and tends to be made a fool of regularly by internet mastermind KIB.
Bandage claims to have more in common with Scots/North Brits than Irish people that he has grown up with all his life.
Having said all that, as soon as Rory McElroy said he will play for the brits in 2016 Olympics Bandage went completely Farmer on him.
Bandage is a seriously delusional individual but inoffensive at the same time so noone really pays much heed to him anymore.
Bandage made the shortlist for the inaugural [wiki]TFK[/wiki] [wiki]POTY[/wiki] Award.