Blowing up your school? I was only joking

By Nigel Bunyan

Wednesday September 16 2009

Matthew Swift and Ross McKnight, the teenagers accused of plotting to kill “thousands” of people in a Columbine-style massacre at their school in Manchester, have walked free from court.

The boys, aged 18 and 16, were accused of trying to carry out an atrocity in Britain to coincide with the 10th anniversary of the rampage by two Colorado high school students on April 20, 1999.

But the jury at Manchester Crown Court decided that the plan to detonate a series of bombs at Audenshaw School, Manchester, and use high-powered guns to pick off survivors, was no more than a teenage fantasy.

I still would not want to be sitting beside one of those fuckers in a classroom though and if I was a teacher I would certainly be looking for a transfer.

Yours etc,

If they were Asians and caught with a few Coke bottles they’d have got 110 years each I’d say.