He had a second yarn.
Van Morrisson and Elon Musk have a lot of people triggered on twitter today.
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The fact that Twitter is going to come out out all this bigger and more profitable and get rid of all the bleeding hearts is quite satisfying. Wouldn’t be fan of Musk by any stretch, but this turnaround is up there with Liverpool in Istanbul. The shrieking and bullshit from so many of the usual suspects last week was painful. “If this thing blows up follow me over here” etc etc. Have a word with yourself you massive fanny. Jesus H.
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Will it? Is the platform not having serious infrastructural and financial issues? Rwvenues have been decimated.
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A fact begod.
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The last good stretch on twitter was 2016 until Trump took over as the us election came into sight. It’s been nothing other than a cesspool of self important cunts since most of which have broken brains. It would be no loss if the whole thing went tits up
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Easily sorted. Fuck all complexity in the use cases just need to replace a few roundabouts with highways and away she goes.
He has the Indian boys in there and the fellas who are skilled and will work like fuck. The lads who were there are the types who would get married and take their wives name in a double-barreled situation. Beards etc. Weak men. This is a reversal to when people earned their corn.
He’s obviously a cunt, but he’s the necessary cunt to drag things back to a realistic human level when it comes to recruitment/salaries and expectations in tech, but MOST crucially that the world has spun for a few thousand years and virtue signalling is not currency, and is very, very dangeous and poisonous money.
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Fair enough. He’ll get the platform side of it working no bother. But twitter has rarely ever made any money has it not? And he paid a fortune for it. And revenues are down. It’s lost so much it looks bad for the people who put up the cash but loads of them are banks so at some stage theyll come looking for their pound of flesh.
The 4th and 5th page of the Sunday Indo print cost €50,000/ €60,000 for one print run.
When the Orange Ritallin one comes back the 3rd, 5th and 7th tweet position on your feed are the better than Superbowl first TVC positions.
He has it lovely. It’s going to be THE platform for the next 10 years, especially when misgiuided morons feel they’ve had a part in its development.
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I’d say he’s still a virgin
By God.
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Tisnt is it?
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Just as well it wasn’t Listowel
I love one of the comments in the Twitter line underneath:
“That sounds like it was made in 1965, it looks like it was filmed in 1975, but you say it’s from 1995?”
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Did they get three women to come into the pub in miniskirts just so they could do the piece? 
We have come a long way since 1995 tbf to us
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Fair point tbf