Bookies

Julio_Geordio · January 30, 2021, 9:35pm

There’s a fitness tracker for football now that the player puts on their boot instead of their back. Measures how hard they hit the ball etc. We’ll put one on each hoof

EstebanSexface · January 30, 2021, 9:39pm

Hoofta stats

Julio_Geordio · January 30, 2021, 9:41pm

We could get an xS expected strides

EstebanSexface · January 30, 2021, 9:42pm

This is how empires are started

Julio_Geordio · January 30, 2021, 9:46pm

Willie will you let me stick four trackers on the horses ankles there sound man

EstebanSexface · January 30, 2021, 9:48pm

Ok. We’ll put you in the back office Julio. We need to get someone less direct in front of clients

BruidheanChaorthainn · January 30, 2021, 9:54pm

I’m open to correction but since 2000 in group ones world wide the two longest strides on record are sea the stars and black caviar

Julio_Geordio · January 30, 2021, 9:56pm

I’m the ideas man. A blue sky thinker

EstebanSexface · January 30, 2021, 9:56pm

We need a snake oil merchant for the front office

EstebanSexface · January 30, 2021, 10:00pm

Sea the stars maintained around 28 feet. It’s just mind boggling

myboyblue · January 31, 2021, 8:55am

Mugs game

Lazarus · March 26, 2021, 6:51pm

Fucks sake
https://www.racingpost.com/news/latest/accounts-closed-and-punters-frustrated-as-affordability-checks-start-to-bite/480913

myboyblue · March 26, 2021, 8:10pm

Mugs game

backinatracksuit · April 8, 2021, 7:02pm

I’ve known of its existence for a while but hearing an ad on radio now has driven home how ridiculous it is to bet on how many throw ins, corners, goals scored with left foot etc etc etc
It’s absolute scumbaggery from the bookies, I mean if that isn’t targeting addicts what is, how the fuck are they allowed advertise this shit

myboyblue · April 8, 2021, 7:02pm

Mugs

caulifloweredneanderthal · April 30, 2021, 6:42am

backinatracksuit · April 30, 2021, 6:48am

These cunts are always sending me shit like this, fucking vermin

It’s because you’re cunts and I don’t want to bet, maybe I have a problem with gambling like so many of your customers

myboyblue · April 30, 2021, 6:56am

You’d want your head examined to have given your details to a bookies

caulifloweredneanderthal · April 30, 2021, 7:10am

I’ve never set up a betting account. I think the last bet I laid was about 9 years ago. Friends of mine were up for the Choice Music Prize and I laid 20 euro on them on the day at around 5/1. Later heard that they came second

I think if I started with the online thing, it would be very ease to go down the rabbit hole

Alan-partridge · April 30, 2021, 7:10am

You know there’s an awful lot of articles and tv ads related to responsible gambling at the moment. All the signs are there’s a huge problem with online gambling and this is damage limitations before shit hits the fan