Broken Toes

Use your cannister you fat fook

I’m actively engaging in famine resistance measures.

Latest news:

Confirmed break.

Thanking my lucky stars it coincided with the end of the TFK Astro season. Hope to keep the matches I’m missing down to a minimum.

Back again next week to see a consultant.

Always comforting when the radiographer legs it out of the X-ray room before administering a deadly dose of radiation.

Are you injured

Getting the ankles looked at. Arthritis.

You need to engage with the vagus nerve, pal.

Toesies Woesies.

Fuck off.

That’s extremely rude. I was giving you genuine advice to alleviate your circumstances … I hope you die roaring you cunt.

I’ve no doubt I’ll die roaring. Now fuck off

I don’t have rheumatoid arthritis. Fuck off.