Build-a-bird

Build a perfect female specimen under the headings below (include any others you deem essential). Mine would be:-

Boat - Cheryl Tweedy
Oven Mits - Keeley
Buck Whaleys - Kate Moss
Loop-the-loop (hoop) - Kylie

I need some time to think about this. We may have some matching entries but I expect that Elisha Cuthbert may feature in my selection.

Legs I presume?

Boat: Eva Longoria or Jessica Alba
Oven mits: Jemma Jameson
Buck whaleys: Jenifer love hewitt or Maria sharapova
Loop de loop: Kylie

Boat: Jessica Alba
Oven mits: Jennifer Ellison
Buck Whaleys: Britney circa 2003
Cole: Jessica Biel

A special mention for Angelina Jolie’s and Scarlett Johannson’s lips.

Clarke you are a faggot.

Check out the build a bloke section.

Watched an immense film (again) last night, The Girl Next Door. Elisha Cuthbert, I salute you. :-*

After much deliberation (over a week) I am going to go for the whole Cuthbert package.

:lol:

5 years ago and the lads were on the ball about Clarkey

Mac, you drinking again tonight buddy?

Nah not tonight Bandage. Sorry to disappoint you.