did he not get a threatening phonecall from a lunatic, yer man ended up serving time for it.
Sad to see Cork GAA gone down the tubes, they were always good craic at matches when they were competitive, very sporting for the most part
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Eamonn is one of our own now, heâs grand.
Heâs got a Kilkenny father
He is poison, wherever he is. And by far the worst âwriterâ, as author of The Photograph (2000), around the place. The rest of the stuff is mildewed as well.
A clown, doing clownsâ bidding⌠And he knows it.
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Post it up there mate, I refuse to register with them cunts to read an article
There you go, pal.
By the banks of their own lovely Lee where they sat down, yeah they wept when they remembered Liam.
They barely remember him at this stage. Cork have just made history. Their defeat by Kilkenny means this decade will be the first since the foundation of the GAA not to witness a Rebel All-Ireland hurling victory.
It says everything about the changed expectations in hurlingâs two most historically powerful counties that while thereâs been a lot of talk lately about Kilkenny enduring a slump because they havenât won an All-Ireland since 2015, Corkâs fallow spell since 2005 has excited much less comment.
Instead, after Cork won two Munster titles in a row there was tons of blather about some special quality called âCorknessâ which was about to propel the county back to the top. The Cork County Board were so beguiled by this notion they even put the C-word into their official masterplan. But suppose this Corkness they speak of isnât really a superpower? Maybe itâs a variety of nervous complaint. Three years in a row Cork have come to Croke Park as favourites to win big games and three years in a row theyâve lost.
On each occasion their fate has been sealed by a spectacular fadeout. Two years ago the final 12 minutes saw Waterford outscore them 3-6 to 0-2. Last year they led by six points with six minutes of normal time left before allowing Limerick to score seven points on the trot. Cork scraped a draw which sent the game into extra-time but their chance had gone.
This year the collapse took place in a third quarter where a Cork side leading by two at the break could only score 0-1 in response to Kilkennyâs 1-8. To lose one big match in this manner is unfortunate, to lose two seems careless, but to lose three verges on the pathological. These implosions make them look like langers.
After a stuttering Leinster campaign, Kilkenny were viewed as a team in transition. Corkâs successive Munster victories and this yearâs defeat of Limerick made them seem like viable All-Ireland contenders. Instead they finish the season with just three wins from six championship games. Theyâve flattered to deceive under John Meyler.
This has been a problem in Cork recently. Two years ago the countyâs best minor team in years gave cause for optimism when reaching the All-Ireland final. Last year an awesome-looking under 21 team swept aside all opposition on its way to the decider. Both teams started their respective finals as favourites and both lost, the minors to Galway and the under 21s to a Tipperary team theyâd beaten by 13 points in Munster.
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Cork teams canât seem to close things out these days. That used to be the problem of the gameâs lesser lights, counties who once felt a fear of the Cork jersey which diminishes with each underachieving Rebel year. That old red magic may still work at a packed PĂĄirc UĂ Chaoimh in the provincial championship but it cuts little ice in Croke Park where Cork have only won one game out of nine since 2010.
Yesterdayâs somnolent third quarter didnât finish Cork off but the comeback which saw them close the deficit from eight to two points owed less to team spirit than to one extraordinary individual performance. Patrick Horgan gave one of the great semi-final displays but, like Seamus Callananâs against Galway in 2015, it was doomed to end with defeat.
For several seasons now Horgan has put together a string of performances which rank with the best in the Cork pantheon. Yet he seems fated to become the greatest Cork player never to win an All-Ireland medal.
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When the Glen Rovers man slotted a difficult free to leave just two in it ten minutes from time, the force seemed to be with his side. Instead Kilkenny bagged five of the last six points. They looked like a team who knew how to win this type of game. Cork looked like one mired in underachievement.
Until they stop taking solace in tradition and some nebulous concept of county identity, the vicious cycle will continue. It is 14 years since their last All-Ireland senior title, 18 since their last minor and 21 since their last U-21 title.
The change at the top of the county board and the opening of the new PĂĄirc UĂ Chaoimh seemed to offer a narrative of fresh starts and redemption. But things havenât turned out to be that simple. Cork remain the gameâs sleeping giants.
Consolation
It will be little consolation to the countyâs fans that yesterdayâs match was a classic. One of Corkâs problems is that theyâre involved in too many classics. You canât imagine them making a game as physically demanding for an opponent as Limerick did for Tipperary in the Munster final.
Yesterday a Kilkenny side rebounding from two successive games against Wexfordâs harrying and smothering style must have felt like someone abandoning a rainy Irish autumn for a sunny week in Spain.
The French General Pierre Bosquet once observed of The Charge of the Light Brigade, âCâest magnifique mais ce nâest pas la guerre.â Cork can make you feel like that. Magnificent though they can be to watch, a more warlike spirit might not go amiss. Even the most stylish of their successful predecessors had a steely core of artisans laying the groundwork for the artists.
The current sideâs displays are as quixotically romantic as a cavalry brigade charging a line of tanks. Cork are a team other teams enjoy playing against. Until that changes, theyâll remain hurlingâs loveliest losers.
Right now, it seems entirely fitting that Corkness and Weakness are separated by just three letters.
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Sweeney is always worth a read
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the cork lads dont have the stomach for a fight, when the going gets tough their first port of call is to refer to âcarknessâ.
everyone is laughing at them now.
im laughing my hole off at them. i hope they never win an all ireland again.
I donât mind Sweeney, the road to Croker and Thereâs only one red army are decent reads.
This Corkness thing is pure laziness though, who uses that? Summing up the character of a county by the fortunes of a few lads taking part in a hobby 
the Cork county board
Read a tweet recently where a lady on the train said the Cork girl beside was using the phonetic alphabet to spell out a word over the phone. It went a bit like this:
D for Delta
A for Alpha
C for Cork
Robert âBobâ Mueller
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Sure everyone knows that thatâs Kilkenny
Ye were told
Gearoid Hegarty.
Kyle Hayes
Kinnerk
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