Calling Carryharry

I doubt they’ll let you keep it in the international crimes tribunal my old pal. Sorry about that. I’ll mind the dirty German pollution cheater for you though til you get out. I have room on the drive where my imaginary car currently resides.

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Mainly VW diesels in the States. But suspicion that other models are affected as well. They are probably all at it.

“They are all at it”.
“I’d like to call carryharry as my main witness”

Save it for the judge.

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They’re all at it.

Luckily my Leaf is unaffected. I can’t believe @Juhniallio was too set in his ways to join the revolution. So what if you have to set out on each trip a day early to get some charging done en route. That’s half the fun.

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Do you manage it plug it in all on your own ?

Or do you depend on your wife or her father to do the technical/ hard graft part of the charging process.

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BMW are in trouble now.

I’m a van man. It’s my duty to mistrust this newfangled bollocks.
I’m just smug as fuck in my new van. And I sold the old one on done deal to boot.

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:see_no_evil:

@carryharry any update on the spanner ryan?

What did this fella do? I’ve seen him mentioned on here a few times but I missed it

He thought that his girlfriend looked hungry so he fed her a glass. He missed her mouth a few times.

Picking an S80 up this weekend. Woop, woop.

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Ah lovely.

A tank of a car. Well wear, pal.

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Executive travelling for me anymore.

@Bandage

Have you got your license yet? An S40 would be a great starter car for a businessman like yourself.

No comment.

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Harry, strange errors came up on the dash this morning as I was tipping along, Toyota Avensis.

Check parking brake system
Check VSC system
Both cycle on continuously and I had a full service only 2 days ago. Car running but can drop power at times. Is it safe to drive until Monday?

Don’t drive too far from home until you get it serviced.

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Some kind of an alternator problem. Probably messed something up during the service.

Cunts

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Did you get it serviced by a main dealer or some fly by night cunt at the back of his house?

Could be either of the following,

Brake fluid sensor or low on brake fluid.
Handbrake sensor/switch.

If the car is diesel & losing power like that it’s is either EGR valve issue or worst case scenario it’s an injector issue. Have you being running her on Green diesel?

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