Calling Tassotti / Thrawneen / Carry / Young Ned

Being only four weeks away from Ms Goode expectant date, I’ve agreed one last night to stay up for the boxing and get wasted before going cold turkey so I can drive in any ‘unexpected’ situation.

So; I’ve one bottle of red wine, one bottle of white wine, eight cans of Heineken, six finkbrau pils, a half bottle of vodka, and a bag of white.

In what order should I take them to ensure I will not fall asleep before the Golovkin fight and after will enjoy watching “Northern Soul - Living for the weekend” which I recorded in BBC 4 the other night.

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Start off with a line and just tip away at the alcohol in whatever sequence you like. Top yourself up with the coke every so often to keep yourself lively. Either way you are going to be in a state of depression for about a week afterwards so enjoy it while you can

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So; I’ve one bottle of red wine, one bottle of white wine, eight cans of Heineken, six finkbrau pils, a half bottle of vodka, and a bag of white. [/quote]
No weed? :eek:

Happy Mondays, Bad Wednesdays… In the post

Never…yes I know. I’ve actually never seen any of the Star Wars films either. I seem to miss certain things in life and then years later people ask me how and I just can’t answer why?

No craft beer :frowning:

Not tonight but I’ve been told I can have one of yours at DB’s wedding if you send down a few …

Taken Fran’s advice so I’ve tipped away, however the red and white wine has now been drunk so I’m onto the Finkbrau pils, it’s actually okay, unlike Mike Perez, who was awful tonight. No issue if its Jennings tonight!

How was the coke?

I had a bag of mephedrone tablets to finish so I’ve actually been awake since I woke up 48 hours ago. Keep you awake anyway and feeling good. I met a girl from Croatia. a Serb who’s happy to stay up all night talking to me on Skype. Which was good as the oul arm is shaking too badly to type so well. She’s very interesting, we talked 14 hours yesterday and she’s coming to Ireland in mid September…She saw me on the camera, saw me when I was fit on FB pics and told me accurately that I had to lose 10kg before she arrives. Would’ve hoped to have been at that stage anyway, but nice that she is honest.
Time to neck a handful of vals and get some sleep I think…

sorry, just woke up, was very drunk last night

Lightweight. I’m thinking of staying up, taking a codeine and enjoying the hurling on the couch.

4.5 hours to throw in.

I’ve got this mad tv, the wife picked it, I did the normal husband thing of paying for it and keeping her happy for a while.

It’s great though, If II find a video of something interesting, funny or amusing on TFK, I can u tube it on the phone and I can send it to the telly with the press of a button. Mad stuff!

Anyway, I’ve watched more documentaries and mad/cool shit lately from it, it’s unreal, in fact it’s the only way I’ve kept my ‘interesting’ rating high on TFK.

Rocko deemed; ‘Hero - the Story of the 86 world cup’ interesting but ‘Shine a Light - on the Rolling Stones’ got a ‘trendy’ rating so less points but it kept up my overall score, How’s everyone else rating ? What’s the norm?

I know Sidney has been downgraded to completely boring after that lunchtime walk around Dublin when he got a sandwich in avoca and a free ice cream…he’s totally fucked when Rocko rates his holiday exploits in Australia or that bus from Dungarvan…

DBs ratings hinges on the hurdle and Mickee321 is pending promotion to extremely interesting if he ever makes contact again . Where da fuck are ya???

i didnt relaise mac was sending down a crate to the wedding,i will drink one then too

[QUOTE=“Ebeneezer Goode, post: 990122, member: 1785”]I’ve got this mad tv, the wife picked it, I did the normal husband thing of paying for it and keeping her happy for a while.

It’s great though, If II find a video of something interesting, funny or amusing on TFK, I can u tube it on the phone and I can send it to the telly with the press of a button. Mad stuff!

Anyway, I’ve watched more documentaries and mad/cool shit lately from it, it’s unreal, in fact it’s the only way I’ve kept my ‘interesting’ rating high on TFK.

Rocko deemed; ‘Hero - the Story of the 86 world cup’ interesting but ‘Shine a Light - on the Rolling Stones’ got a ‘trendy’ rating so less points but it kept up my overall score, How’s everyone else rating ? What’s the norm?

I know Sidney has been downgraded to completely boring after that lunchtime walk around Dublin when he got a sandwich in avoca and a free ice cream…he’s totally fucked when Rocko rates his holiday exploits in Australia or that bus from Dungarvan…

DBs ratings hinges on the hurdle and Mickee321 is pending promotion to extremely interesting if he ever makes contact again . Where da fuck are ya???[/QUOTE]

Did you pull an allnighter, pal?

Still here… Sorry mate, it’s just a bit of personal.

Between me and you Eb? I havent slept in about 50 something hours. Codeine and Valium and Limerick are getting me through it.

Thraw, you are going to hit a wall harder than a Wexford hurler tonight

Was talking on Skype to my Serbian pal for 5 hours until 3am or so. Then we said goodnight. Next thing, I wake up to the sight of my oul lad standing at the door. I’d left the lamp on. The oul laptop had fallen on the floor, there were two bottles of O’Hara’s beside me on the bedside table and a glass full of beer and it was 11am.

There is going to be a zoo of animals in you’re room tonight, kid. :eek:

I recommend a nice bag of green. :clap:

I’m used to it. If I don’t get enough exercise done in the day I usually take 2 heavily dosed Valerian Root tablets and that shit gives you the weirdest dreams. But really works as a natural sleep-aid so you’ll put up with them.